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Each night I eat a bowl of yogurt in front of my trifold mirror. On most nights I don't like what I see, but I'm sure that will change soon enough.

Perfection has its price, no?

Posted by Toby on March 2, 2006 10:34 PM |

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what the fuck was that?

Posted by: scott | March 3, 2006 08:56 AM

Excellent--cinéma vérité + acidopholus. :-)

Posted by: JAC | March 3, 2006 09:23 AM

And since when did you become the spokesbod for Firefly Extreme?

TOBY SAYS: What?

Posted by: JAC | March 3, 2006 09:32 AM

I heart Pat Benatar.

Posted by: Dumbek | March 3, 2006 10:19 AM

shouldnt you be eating it naked?

Posted by: Anonymous | March 3, 2006 10:25 AM

are you running out of material ?

TOBY SAYS: That, and time.

Posted by: nick | March 3, 2006 10:51 AM

It was a joke, Toby. One of the ads that pops up on your blog is for Firefly Extreme (lube?), and the ad is basically those words pasted over a smokin' torso. Just picking on your body image and weight-gain regime a little bit. :-) Ironically, in my opinion, since you look fine the way you are.

ps--right now the ad is for *Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly*, for example. Though I agree with the sentiment, I'd rather look at a disembodied torso than his ugly puss any day of the week.

TOBY SAYS: Ha ha ha, I get it now. I don't really pay attention to the ads I have. I probably should.

Posted by: JAC | March 3, 2006 11:17 AM

I didn't think it was possible for someone to make videos more boring than my own. Thanks for proving me wrong and taking that title.

Posted by: Jamie | March 3, 2006 12:49 PM

Toby, there are so many things other than yogurt I'd rather watch you beat on video.

Posted by: Steven | March 3, 2006 01:14 PM

Why won't you stop stirring???

Posted by: Jinu | March 3, 2006 03:42 PM

You should cut up a piece of fruit like a banana and put it in with your yogurt. Healthy and filling.

Posted by: Healthy gay | March 3, 2006 05:37 PM

I could easily become obsessed with this video. It feels like that French stuff that they were doing in the 50's and 60's.

What does the KitchenAid pamphlet symbolize? Why is the yogurt so close the the keyboard? Is that a glass of water? And, the stirring! My God! The stirring!

Posted by: k1rk | March 3, 2006 06:45 PM

I don't get it. Why are you stirring it so much? It's yogurt not ice cream soup.

Posted by: Anon | March 3, 2006 09:12 PM

Uh, ok. Must be some sort of fetish video.

Posted by: Brandon | March 4, 2006 08:47 PM

that is large bowl of yogurt

Posted by: Anonymous | March 4, 2006 11:23 PM

Honey, that yoghurt looks overworked.

Why not put some Babs on instead for some joy?

Posted by: stan | March 5, 2006 05:22 AM

Don't do it every night. Try to only use your tri-fold once a week or less. I used to weigh myself almost every day and was always disappointed when I felt like I wasn't getting any bigger. then I forced myself to weigh in only once a week and I noticed how my weight was creeping up there after all. It was very encouraging. Good luck. I hope you like what you see in the mirror soon.

Posted by: MT | March 9, 2006 05:31 PM

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