Ah! my thoughts exactly.

I guess Instincts doesn't pay very well!

So not stilleto fabulous.

I'm shocked his "website consultant" wasn't on top of this.

He must have missed that ITEM in his BUSY TO DO LIST, preoccupied as he was to talk about ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

Well once a domain expires you can't just buy it right up - first it goes into grace period where he still technically has a claim on it - it just doesn't work until he pays up.

Then another company will most likely take claim from there where you will have to negotiate a price with them.

Some company has my old domain posterboy.org and I inquired last year about getting it back. They wanted about $3000 for it. Yeah there's demand for that...

I'm also in an auction at the moment to snap up a domain that I've been eyeing for about 7 years. Tomorrow is the last day that it's in limbo and then if I'm the only one who wants it - I get it otherwise it goes into auction.

This is all if you were actually posing a real question of course.

And I see that he's already paid up.

You are pure evil. Damn I love you Toby!

Scrolling to the cooking post, and check out the shameless razorburn on his stomach!

This fella is NOT the twink he wants you to think he is.

(Also note the equally shameless way I was looking at his, err, stomach.)

Hahaha! Toby, you're a dirty genius. Really, I look up to you.

Geuss he was too busy Roto-rootering his "pipes" in preparation for the weekend

Remind me never to piss you off... and to also stay on top of my domain payments...

thanks for the hilarious be bar post, toby. did you notice at the end of the article when mr. watson says what the var will be like? "modern chic meets baroque?" plus, they'll be serving "candy-flavored martinis" and playing "top 40." just what we need!!!

Dear God take off the Meth PSA. That spot is for cute pictures of Toby, not Bratboy without his makeup. Damn!

He's like that girl in highschool who refused to apply her makeup correctly, either out of ignorance or a feeling that she was making a valid statement, no matter how many times you arranged to have that bitch jumped.

I'm drunk, can you tell? did that make sense? good times.

really, this is hilarious!

Who the hell makes salad in their underwear?

Brat Boy’s site drives me nuts, yet I feel strangely sorry for the web-designer friend (Keith ?). Poor guy is obviously the sucker taking the bizarre “cooking” photos. Furthermore, when Keith is forced to stand next to shirtless BB, he looks entirely miserable and awkward. Keith is either madly enthralled with BB’s pecs or in it for the money and/or cooking tips.

Love Stephen for his photo-investigation skills. The happy-tail burn makes me LAUGH! Would someone please photoshop and post as a PSA on "how not to pretend to be hairless"?!? I thought BB lathered himself with cooking oil after every shower? Obv, his tips are crap.

FYI: The meth photo makes me think of James Frey. Love this site (much more than the Malcontent)!

WTF? Those cooking "tips"...is Bratboy trying to be some kind of quasi-pornographic homo Martha Stewart? Doesn't he know that he can't have a foodie empire without a team of less-than-minimum-wage veggie pickers and dishwashers? C'mon, he's from So Cal, right? Can he really be so oblivious?

BTW...check the murderous kale pose. Methinks it's not just peppers that were stuffed in the kitchen that day.

Monica, you are DEAD on. Wethinks we need a link to the aforementioned "kale pose", but we promise not to flood BB's site.

Link -->
KALE & KNIFE, OH MY
WTF?

um, html backfired. sorry.

http://bratboyschool.com/bulletin/2006/03/as_promised.php

Taking my lameness to the next level, I stayed home Saturday night and wasted time on the computer. Because I don't already waste enough time on Vividblurry, I made a shaving PSA.

http://webpages.charter.net/thejacowskis/razorburn.gif

Bonus! It's conveniently the same size as that nasty meth pic!

OK, this is way too easy...

http://my.gay.com/afbifratguy

Since when is having an website dedicated to being a fag the same as being "not out at all yet"?

Good to know he's horny horny horny.

Almost as pathetic as spending my saturday night tracking him down on line.

Steven: You are amazing! That is the funniest gif ever. The "AdCouncil" bit is brilliant.

Monica: What does the "af" in "afbifratguy" stand for? You think the profile is authentic?

So glad there are other cool people like me wasting a saturday night on the internet...

Oh GOD, I am driven to his site every time I come here, no matter what! Listen, Bitch, obviously you're not doing enough to rid us of him. I really do have faith in you, so please get to work.

And on the third day it rose again...

Sigh, maybe next year!

Eyebrows and stomach hair are two totally different things.

Why don't you make another one comparins head and back hair?

How do we choose which hair is aberracial when what is considered beautiful is so arbitrary?

Aberracial.

All it is saying is choose the right tool for the job, Brandon, not that one type of hair is okay and one's not.

If you want hair in either place, let it grow. If you wanna fake like you have none, do it correctly.

is genius steven. well-done!

I'm disappointed... And here I thought that this little rivalry would be done with. Seriously Toby, there are more important things to write about other than your dislike of Ethan. He's not perfect and neither are you. If you have a problem with him, great, you are entitled to dislike whomever you want. But this is just becoming an anti-Ethan bashing party. He isn't doing these kinds of things to you and your site, its just not worth it. Besides, your dislike for him and his site are without merrit from what has been said. You still have not explained as to why you waste so much time and energy on this hatred towards him.

Thank you,
Kahil

i wish somebody would drown that school in it's own bathwater.

ingrown hairs = fetch

bumpy for his pleasure

FYI: Dlisted.com is up for grabs today, if anyone is still looking for a gift.

Happy birthday, Toby!

I'll do you and Ethan both, Toby!

while i am loathe to say anything positive about the drivel-rich boys over at bbs, i'll say this:

concerning their observation that the majority of (illegal) immigrants are anti-gay and are tipping the balance in favor of discriminatory legislation, i did find myself wondering, several weeks ago during one of several rallies i attended in support of rights for immigrants and illegal aliens, how many of the hundreds of people surrounding me at the rally would attend a rally in support of my rights as a gay man.

back in 2004 during the massachusetts constitutional convention hearings on same-sex marriage, hundreds of hispanic and latino voters were bused into boston for the day, and, well, they weren't standing on the same side of the issue as i was. i know, because i was surrounded by them at one point. my partner and i tried conversing with the woman next to us, who could not speak english but told us in spanish that even though jesus loved us, it wasn't ok for us to love each other.

while it would be a gross generalization to say that all first-generation americans are opposed to glbt rights, many are and are not shy about making their opinions known. at the rally for immigrant rights that i attended, i kept thinking about how tragically ironic it is that the social conservatives who bused immigrants to the massachusetts statehouse to oppose gay marriage are probably among the most vocal critics of immigrant rights, while glbt people (notwithstanding the boys over at bbs) are on the whole more likely to support immigrant rights and at least one person (me) came out to support their rights in spite of the fact that many of them do not support mine. i don't mean to sound like a martyr. that's not the point here. i just wish that the immigrant community would wake up and realize who their real allies are and, more importantly, that in addition to being exploited for economic gain, they are being exploited by the right for political gain as well.