This can't be real
Forgive me for sipping on the Haterade, but...
WHO IS THIS IDIOT AND WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT HIM?!
Okay, I am not going to comment on his physical appearance or say that he looks like Michael Lucas with fetal alcohol syndrome, but it astounds me that someone would willingly post photos of oneself that seem to be outtakes from a sexually humiliating Iraqi prisoner torture session. ("POSE WITH THE TEACUP, NOW.")
Comments
What the hell do you mean he looks hot in the bathroom picture. He looks like a pygmie in the photo.
Would you like some tea governor? Cheers
Posted by: DCMASSHOLE | April 19, 2006 11:27 PM
maybe his mother just walked in and he tried to do a quick cover up. those saucers come in handy at the strangest times.
Posted by: Robert | April 19, 2006 11:39 PM
Wow. Uhm, he's supposed to be a 'journalist' but his blog is nothing but photos. Love that he's got pictures of him in pretty panties right after his Easter photos with his family, very classy indeed!
Moms must be so proud!
Posted by: Charlie | April 20, 2006 01:27 AM
At least, he looks better than you...TOBY!
Posted by: nemesis | April 20, 2006 02:31 AM
compounding the humiliation, of course, is the acknowledgment he can cover it all up with a saucer. hell, go with the salad plate at the very least, whether you need it or not....
Posted by: mkf | April 20, 2006 07:28 AM
Too much heat from that teacup on the testicular area may cause sterility!
Is he seriously wearing a black tie with a pink polo shirt?
Seems a bit autistic the way he categorizes all the weeds in his backyard
Posted by: Mac | April 20, 2006 09:46 AM
At first I thought you might have been a tad harsh with this guy...but then I read through his site. On the mark. Embarrassing.
Posted by: Anon | April 20, 2006 12:08 PM
i'm with robert. nice segue from london to easter...
Posted by: aka frank | April 20, 2006 03:00 PM
...I've seen worse, but damn I'd rather see better. He's about as hot as Trent is from PITNB. I love fugly guys that overcompensate!
I think I'm crushin' on you a little bit more for posting that teacup picture.
Posted by: midnight lounge | April 20, 2006 03:04 PM
Another gay blog with a naked guy on it!
Big F**king YAWN!
I'm going back to Queerty.
;-)
Posted by: Jordy | April 20, 2006 03:14 PM
I think he's kinda hot. And the embarrasingly bad poses clearly show he has a great sense of humor.
Posted by: Dan | April 20, 2006 03:25 PM
The question to ask is why was Toby reading this guys blog in the first place?
Or what was Toby searching for when he stumbled on this blog?
Posted by: the17thman | April 20, 2006 04:01 PM
hmmm obsessedfans.com
Posted by: mac | April 20, 2006 04:15 PM
It's amazing to me the number of idiots who think that typing ability equates to writing ability.
Looks like Michael Lucas' deformed doppleganger beats Brat Boi in the "Most God-Awful Underwear Pics Online" Contest. Only because of the lace.
Posted by: Rico | April 20, 2006 06:31 PM
Did not need to see the NOT HOT PICTURE, no no no, oh no.
Posted by: Queer Conservative | April 20, 2006 09:48 PM
As for the bathroom picture...
How captioning it "de Plane, de Plane!"
Posted by: Queer Conservative | April 20, 2006 09:50 PM
That's "How about captioning it..."
Posted by: Queer Conservative | April 20, 2006 09:52 PM
If you're Hyacinth Bucket and the cup's Royal Doulton, this is the hottest pic ever.
Posted by: FrenchBenj | April 21, 2006 10:47 AM
*gagging*
Thanks for the laugh, Toby. I really NEEDED it!
R-
Posted by: Me is the Ridor | April 21, 2006 04:29 PM
"Buck-aye residence! Madame of the house speaking!"
Posted by: Anonymous | April 22, 2006 06:29 PM
FrenchBenj: I see no hand-painted periwinkles!
Posted by: FrenchBenj | April 22, 2006 11:26 PM
Um, that last comment was me. I have no idea how FrenchBenj's name got put on it. I'm not trying to impersonate you, Benj!
Posted by: Bourgeois Nerd | April 22, 2006 11:27 PM
Yeah, defo a Mexicarab Michael Lucas.
Posted by: Brandon | April 24, 2006 01:21 AM
Did he spill coffee on the cushions or is that...? Haha, that couch needs to be reupholstered A.S.A.P. if only b/c it looks T.J. Maxx-classy.
Posted by: Agatha | April 24, 2006 11:26 AM
I like his blog and his photos. It takes a lot of cajones to parade around in the snow wearing a ballerina dress.
I couldn't pull that off, that's for sure.
Posted by: Chad | April 24, 2006 06:28 PM
that last one must be what they're making prisoners at abu gharaib wear this week to humiliate them. oh wait, didn't we shut that house of correction down?
Posted by: Dean | April 26, 2006 11:58 AM