Brat Boy School for Children Who Can't Read Good

You know, I take back all of the mean things I've said about Brat Boy, because, as it turns out, he is actually retarded.

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You know, I take back all of the mean things I've said about Brat Boy, because, as it turns out, he is actually retarded.
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Normally, of course, Brat Boy’s metamorphosis into Dan Savage Lite would be thrilling, poor English usage notwithstanding, if it were not for Jared Leto’s surprise AOL announcement that he’s gay. He works out at my gym. I must go patrol the showers and steam room at once. At once, do you hear!
Posted by: Tim | May 26, 2006 12:05 PM
i wonder if he spends his weekends reading to the deaf
Posted by: mac | May 26, 2006 12:13 PM
Nice try Toby, I know you have an addiction to making fun of those who are incapable of defending themselves intellectually. I'll look forward to more of your scathing cynicism! You are my hero. <3
Posted by: Rico | May 26, 2006 02:02 PM
I'm surprised he hasn't flunked out of Brat Boy School.
Posted by: Agatha | May 26, 2006 02:53 PM
You know you've hit a new gay low when you use a picture of a Disney villaness to describe yourself...
Posted by: mac | May 26, 2006 05:22 PM
I tried reading a few of his postings yesterday. Thanks, Toby, but I'm not making that same mistake two days in a row.
Posted by: Apartment 604 | May 26, 2006 05:23 PM
Thats just evolution, stupid people have to be hot in order to survive, its natures way of throwing them a bone...now where are your before & after photos??
Posted by: chad | May 27, 2006 04:06 PM
Kill it!
Posted by: Dennis | May 28, 2006 06:16 AM
Shit...I read that, and now I'm retarded, too.
Posted by: Jinu | May 28, 2006 06:59 AM
So the lad is not the brightest. Big deal.
peace
Posted by: James | May 28, 2006 11:35 AM
The target of a cuckhold! HA! OMG there's just no way to make fun of that!
But seriously someone should tell him to lighten up on the sodium because his bloat is disgusting.
Posted by: Dinobass | May 28, 2006 05:45 PM
Agatha, I almost fell off my chair when I read your comment...
Posted by: Steven. | May 30, 2006 09:32 AM