Prison break.

Well, what do we have here? It appears that a crafty (but foolish ... ) tenant of the Manor is attempting to move out - and in broad daylight, no less! Such a daring stunt is usually performed under nightfall, when Ms. D. and her sister are tucked neatly in their bunk beds, seemingly oblivious to those residents who try to flee the five-story, prewar nest.

Of course, if you bothered to read your lease, then you'd see that it takes more than a moving van and a set of brass balls to make a break for it. In legal terms, terminating your nearly indissoluable renter's agreement with Ms. D. is tantamount to filing a petition for divorce; at the end of the day, Ms. D. obtains half of your earthly possessions, as well as post-rental alimony to be paid in cash on the first of each month until the day you die.