No pookie-pook before marriage
She's gonna cost ya.
Rusty has taken his obsession with "Boy Meets World" a step too far (Who could have thought this was even possible?) by proclaiming last night his unwavering respect for Topanga and her selfishly manipulative scheme to wait until marriage before allowing Cory to fuck her.
"I respect people who wait until marriage," said Rusty, who - despite his physical appearance and a heretofore unknown belief system that would suggest otherwise - is not a virgin. He went on to say that sex is "sacred" and added an unsolicited remark about the Bible.
Something had to be done, even if it meant destroying someone's faith in lies and delusions.
"Do you know what happens when you die?" said Cyber Agatha. "NOTHING."
Nevertheless, Rusty insists that he'll rise to the Heavens courtesy a newly acquired pair of wings and watch reruns of "Boy Meets World" with the angels and saints for all of eternity. It's cute when people have dreams.
Comments
I respect people who save 'till marriage. Is that so wrong?
That being said, I IN NO WAY RESPECT OR DEFEND TOPANGA'S ACTIONS. Topanga got a hotel room for some post-prom fucking and then, at the very last second, withheld her flower until marriage.
That is totally fucked up.
Posted by: Rusty | May 24, 2006 12:42 PM
The more I think about this the angrier I get.
I really want to make sure people know I despise Topanga. If I knew her in real life I would slap her. She is the most villianous character in sitcom history.
I would have pre-marital sex with Topanga (before she got fat) and then never call her again.
Posted by: Rusty | May 24, 2006 01:25 PM
i don't think topanga really believed in pre-marital sex as we all know that is a load of bollocks, i think it was more she was hoping that corey would back out before the marriage, i mean who in their right mind would want to have sex with him.
Posted by: RW | May 24, 2006 04:28 PM
i always thought that corey was such a cute little jew boy! i'd do him!
Posted by: Grant | May 24, 2006 05:05 PM
See, I always thought Topanga was Cory's beard, covering for his real love relationship with Shawn. How many times did we see Cory "forced" into the arms of his tough-boy "best friend" by Topanga's heartless actions? But I have to tread softly here, because of my own "Boy Meets World" obsession with Matthew Lawrence. I would sell my aging mother just to watch the guy shower.
TOBY SAYS: OMG ME TOO.
Posted by: Tim | May 24, 2006 06:11 PM
Ya and dont forget the super hot brother Eric the first two or three seasons before he grew his hair long and got chubby.
Posted by: chad | May 25, 2006 02:10 AM
http://www.despair.com/delusions.html
Posted by: Lanthanide | May 25, 2006 02:24 AM
If heaven is watching reruns of this lame show, please send me to the depths of hell.
peace
Posted by: James | May 25, 2006 08:01 AM