'Think, Tia, think!'
Got potassium chloride?
Let's take a look and see what's on TV, shall we?
Next on Lifetime: Television for Women... Tia Montgomery (Sophie Gendron) is a seemingly transgender woman struggling to cope with the sudden murder of friend and suspected lesbian Carrie (Lisa Langlois); her self-described (and -imposed) "marriage" to her job as Executive Liaison to the Environmental Protection Agency for a construction company in glamorous Scranton, Pa.; and the speech-impeding burden of her plus-sized Gortex lip implants. Will Tia relinquish her hormone injections and grow some balls, or will she be murdered in a crowded parking garage by her employer's deceitful wife Marrianne Danforth ("Melrose Place"'s Jamie Luner)?
Only time (two hours, to be precise) can tell, in the Lifetime Original Movie, "The Perfect Marriage."
I don't know what's more pathetic: The fact that Cyber Agatha and I watched this movie last night from start to finish, or that bored housewives have done the same exact thing in the middle of the day.
Comments
Six words for you, Toby: "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?"
Posted by: G | May 23, 2006 12:18 PM
Hi Toby. Have been following some of your posts for almost half a year now.. Anyway, just a random question.. Noticed that u have bryanboy on your link.. Do u really read his blog? If you do, well what are your thoughts on it?
TOBY SAYS: I like his blog. I don't really read it anymore because it takes a long time to load on my computer (too many ads), but I think he's funny.
Posted by: miss_b | May 23, 2006 03:21 PM
"Baby Monitor:Sound of Fear".....gotta love Lifetime......
Posted by: scooter | May 23, 2006 04:03 PM
Well, let's take a look at some of your alternative viewing choices last night:
"Chupacabra" a special on the National Geographic Channel about a "...bloodsucking reptile/kangaroo/vampire bat hybrid". Are these a problem in DC? Outside the Beltway, I mean.
HBO featured "Alexander", 3 hours of Colin Farrell NOT sleeping with Jared Leto.
And the History Channel offered an exploration of "...pre-Columbian earthen Indian pyramids along the Mississippi." Brought to you by Ambien.
What's a boy to do?
Posted by: Tim | May 23, 2006 05:57 PM
haha I attempted to watch Alexander on HBO last night. What a mess! And they tried to blame its flop on "the gay thing?" What gay thing? Besides Rosario Dawson's lettin' her twins hang out, I could barely keep my eyes open. Say what you will about Colin's good looks, but his acting ability is seriously questionable. Especially in a horrid blonde weave.
So, yeah Toby I probably shudda switched over to Lifetime, too.
Posted by: Bobby Alexander | May 23, 2006 07:41 PM
I wasn't going to ask this Tobe, but I can't help myself. The new pic? Great pic. Really. Great new look, too. But I sense a back story here: spotty mirror, slightly blurred image, 5 o'clock shadow and turned up coat collar... you spending quality time at the Union Station men's room again?
Posted by: Tim | May 23, 2006 09:13 PM
Actually the most pathetic thing about the post is the fact you reffer to your roommate by her blog name Cyber Agetha rather then her Trannie name Dana LaCehllie.
Posted by: Rocco | May 24, 2006 12:33 AM