Weekend Update
I should have thought twice before making a $100 bet with Agatha that I could "do a Lynndie" in every single photo taken of me from now until the end of time:
It's a very becoming pose, but this is going to be one hard bet to keep.
The weekend was interesting; I went to a house party on Friday night and ran into the Lincoln Memorial rim job guy. Fortunately I didn't recognize him until he left, so I never had a chance to run up to him and say, "OH MY GOD, I WROTE ABOUT YOU ON MY BLOG, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF VIVIDBLURRY.COM??? NO????? OH MY GOD, YOU ARE LIKE THE ONLY ONE." I was on the receiving end of very few blessings that night, but this was certainly one of them.
On Saturday I knocked back two pitchers of frozen margaritas with the Gentleman Friend at Guapo's and then went home to watch racist Warner Brothers cartoons on my roommate's computer. I thought I'd seen it all until I saw Bugs Bunny dressed up as Hitler. Equally disturbing was Bugs Bunny dressed up as Abe Lincoln and being shot at by Yosemite Sam. If you search "banned cartoons" on Limewire, you can find some of these golden oldies.
Agatha and I have lived in our apartment for a full year. Happy anniversary, Ms. D.! Is the first year silver or gold? Oh wait, it's $47 rent increases.
Comments
hey, tobes, what's with that black thingy covering your eyes? and why no more toby pic on the profile below? not getting a bit shy now, are ya? ;-)
Posted by: justme | May 1, 2006 10:38 PM
It seems you've already lost the bet. You're missing the pen (or cigarette) in your mouth, haning slightly below the horizontal. Shame.
Posted by: Anonymous | May 1, 2006 10:44 PM
OMG gurl, those are some FAT legs!!! Sheeeeeeeeeit, I've seen thinner legs on a chicken!
Seeing as how there are/were rumors that Abe Lincole was gay, do you think he ever received a rimjob in his lifetime?
Posted by: Brandon | May 1, 2006 10:46 PM
what happened to the middle finger thing?
Posted by: phoenix | May 2, 2006 06:04 AM
Are you pointing out the BMW is a compensation for other shortcomings?
Posted by: Jeff Stryker | May 2, 2006 08:21 AM
I'm so glad I was so wasted that night that I had no trouble in spreading that juicy piece of gossip. Hmm, go me?
Posted by: Jamie | May 2, 2006 08:31 AM
Not only is it a classic in the pose department, but also quite slimming!
Leave it to Lynndie! (Could she spell her name in a more absurd way?!)
Posted by: Cody | May 2, 2006 09:15 AM
For the seventeenth time . . . it was the JEFFERSON memorial!!
Posted by: Anonymous | May 2, 2006 10:01 AM
You should buy a dildo, the kind with the little suckers on the back so you can plunger it to random things (Car bumpers, The Lincoln Memorial, Grandma) in all of your poses!
Posted by: Mac | May 2, 2006 10:20 AM
Love the jeans. couture. diva. *HAIR!*
Posted by: Scott Lewallen | May 2, 2006 10:19 PM
...Yeah, what is with the black thing over your eyes? It doesn't really hide your sins!
I did a Lynndie, but my friends didn't find it funny and then started giving me a load of political shit....ah, fuck off!
Posted by: Ollie | May 3, 2006 09:13 AM