Missed Connections > My innocence - m4m - 23 (Dreamland)
Dear Innocence,
I know it's been a while since we've last enjoyed each other's company, but I spotted you in a dream, flying out the window and bursting into flames as you rocketed toward Earth with the reckless, demented force of a fallen 747.
If your obliteration had anything to do with last night's erotic dream about Brat Boy, please forgive me. My subconscious knows not what it does - clearly.
Disgracefully,
Toby
Comments
Toby is actually a virgin.
Posted by: Agatha | June 1, 2006 02:00 PM
Brat Boy giving you nocturnal emissions...the most damning side effects of the homosexual death-style.
Posted by: Rusty | June 1, 2006 02:47 PM
Well, given the picture file name, I can imagine what your dream was about. =)
Posted by: atari_age | June 1, 2006 03:34 PM
You had an erotic dream about brat boy? What did you two do, bump pussies?
Posted by: scott | June 1, 2006 04:01 PM
You got a tough room out there, Toby. A really, really tough room.
TOBY SAYS: I know, right!
Posted by: Tim | June 1, 2006 04:49 PM
Sadly, I had the same dream ...
But I'd never admit to it. Oh shit!
You have balls man.
Posted by: Nic | June 1, 2006 11:12 PM
Uh, as much as I want to make a snappy comment, I won't because I saw the photo.
Posted by: Steven. | June 2, 2006 09:40 AM
I thought I´d already seen all the disgrace there is in this world, but it seems we have come to a new, all-time, log cabin low:
"Prisoner of Dolce&Gabbana - there´s no escaping camp boot camp"...
But if Toby´s still a virgin, there might be hope for salvation.
Posted by: Anonymous | June 2, 2006 11:01 AM
HA! Um, ew?
Posted by: Anonymous | June 2, 2006 12:46 PM
That greased-up Brat Boy photo is one of the ugliest things I've ever seen, and I guess that's why you can't click on and enlarge it. Gurl is really showing her age.
Posted by: Brandon | June 6, 2006 01:45 PM