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Carlo and Diet Coke diet

In an effort to start off my week on the right foot, I journeyed through the snow to CVS for a few essentials:

Woohoo — I won't have to go back to CVS for at least another three days!

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Always make sure to stock up on toothpaste to avoid "grape teeth".

why caffeine free???

TOBY SAYS: Oh, I always drink the caffeine-free kind. Otherwise I have trouble falling asleep.

Yea, nuthing says class a like a big ass barcode on the front of a gallon size jug of Carlo. A nice touch would be to imbibe it out of a measuring cup. What about the lubricated, banana-flavored, ultra-sensitive, sheepskin Magnums??

Would you be drinking caffeine if the only thing you had to look foward to this weekend was jug wine and a furious masturbation session with a bottle of face tanner?

a coupla snorts, a coupla swigs of vino, + some vaseline and astroglide=a toasted Tobester and gooood times!

TOBY SAYS: Oh, I always drink the caffeine-free kind. Otherwise I have trouble falling asleep.

Uncle Carlo as a sleep aid counters caffeine jitters and allows more wine consumption, tannins notwithstanding.

I pegged you as a chianti kinda guy. :-\

Caffine Diet Coke is AWSOME!

Toby- Please upgrade to a better cheap wine! CHEERS!

Damn, that is one motherfucker of a jug.

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