Yea, nuthing says class a like a big ass barcode on the front of a gallon size jug of Carlo. A nice touch would be to imbibe it out of a measuring cup. What about the lubricated, banana-flavored, ultra-sensitive, sheepskin Magnums??
Would you be drinking caffeine if the only thing you had to look foward to this weekend was jug wine and a furious masturbation session with a bottle of face tanner?
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Always make sure to stock up on toothpaste to avoid "grape teeth".
Posted by: Nosferatu | January 22, 2007 05:06 AM
why caffeine free???
TOBY SAYS: Oh, I always drink the caffeine-free kind. Otherwise I have trouble falling asleep.
Posted by: JPK | January 22, 2007 12:43 PM
Yea, nuthing says class a like a big ass barcode on the front of a gallon size jug of Carlo. A nice touch would be to imbibe it out of a measuring cup. What about the lubricated, banana-flavored, ultra-sensitive, sheepskin Magnums??
Posted by: The Bastard | January 22, 2007 12:53 PM
Would you be drinking caffeine if the only thing you had to look foward to this weekend was jug wine and a furious masturbation session with a bottle of face tanner?
Posted by: Jasen Comstock | January 22, 2007 12:56 PM
a coupla snorts, a coupla swigs of vino, + some vaseline and astroglide=a toasted Tobester and gooood times!
Posted by: Trampolina | January 22, 2007 05:35 PM
TOBY SAYS: Oh, I always drink the caffeine-free kind. Otherwise I have trouble falling asleep.
Uncle Carlo as a sleep aid counters caffeine jitters and allows more wine consumption, tannins notwithstanding.
I pegged you as a chianti kinda guy. :-\
Posted by: Scott | January 25, 2007 12:05 AM
Caffine Diet Coke is AWSOME!
Toby- Please upgrade to a better cheap wine! CHEERS!
Posted by: Brian | January 26, 2007 05:25 AM
Damn, that is one motherfucker of a jug.
Posted by: Steven. | January 30, 2007 01:01 PM