Property mismanagement
The sidewalk of a well-managed neighboring property following today's snow storm:
The sidewalk of the poorly managed property in which I dwell following said storm:
I HATE MY LANDLADY. I hope she dies in a fire — preferably one that consumes the building the day after Agatha and I move out of this shit hole.
Comments
Lovely doors on your place, splendid Gothic with dressed stones around the windows. Let me guess, it looked cool so you and A picked it?
Posted by: Lord Cardigan | February 25, 2007 07:33 PM
No, it's a dump. Don't even joke otherwise. It has nice furniture in the lobby -- but that's about to change.
Posted by: Agatha | February 26, 2007 11:59 AM
What kind of protein shakes do you like? I'm looking to jazz things up, or as jazzy as concentrated milk extracts and raw oatmeal can get.
Posted by: Adam | February 27, 2007 04:19 PM
I like to have my protein shakes jerked directly into my mouth. Preferably vanilla, NEVER chocolate.
Posted by: Tongue-zilla | February 27, 2007 07:56 PM
You could always just hope that your landlady bites it on the sidewalk, possibly with the aid of your foot.
Posted by: Ryan | February 27, 2007 10:01 PM
I HATE MY LANDLADY TOO.
Posted by: hongcgi | March 15, 2007 07:20 AM