Put your records onnnnnnnn
You were the people's princess. America deserved you as its Idol. But, like that of the late Diana of Wales, your reign was cut short - not by a high-speed car accident, of course, but by a nearsighted public that naively believes talent comes before beauty on the rocky road to stardom.
May this not be the last we hear from you, Antonella. Just as we memorialize the Americans who served and died in World War II, so too will we memorialize your strained but sexy warblings.
Comments
I covet that dress. She's like a Magic Eye, but with less talent.
Posted by: Rusty | March 9, 2007 11:52 AM
You will always me by idol.
Posted by: Shank | March 9, 2007 01:37 PM
She might be tanner than us. This needs further discussion.
Posted by: Agatha | March 9, 2007 03:30 PM
What version of AIM is that?
TOBY SAYS: It's Gchat.
Posted by: Scott | March 9, 2007 08:31 PM
Talentless, whorish, attention-starved twat. I mean her, not you....
Posted by: Monsieur Faggot {that's "fag-oh"} | March 12, 2007 12:29 AM
You know she's a Junior at The Catholic University of America, right?
I find that hysterical!
Posted by: jemp | March 16, 2007 11:35 PM