A very lame "Fit" section in today's Express, but one or two tidbits did jump out at me.

- First, a small review of Sundia watermelon juice. Might make a good mixer, no? Perhaps not - one of the testers said the juice "tasted like prison wine." Um, that is amazing. I hope the Post continues to tap Jerri Blank for all of its consumer survey needs.

- Second, the House Beats spinning class at Vida. One of the DJs from Cobalt and Be Bar apparently spins (as in turntables) there. It's official, ladies: They play gay anthems at the gym now, OK? You no longer have an excuse to show up at our bars!

- Lastly, a reprinted Los Angeles Times article about parents pushing their 3-year-olds into competitive sports. I've heard of 6-year-olds playing coed soccer, but a 3-year-old? According to the article, toddlers are not developmentally prepared for "structured programs with equipment and rules and expectations of victory." Um, duh - they aren't even developmentally prepared for not shitting their pants. This is pretty much the only interesting article in the section today, so if you didn't get a chance to pick up this morning's Express, you aren't missing much.