I still shop there, you know
To answer your question (click here for a popup), I have no idea if he is on the market, but he is indeed no longer the Gentleman Friend.
By the bye, if you are going to mention me in your Missed Connection, please include my URL so that I can at least benefit from a meager boost in traffic. Thank you.
Comments
I give you kudos for ignoring the glaring spelling errors in the whorish missed connection. It was by all accounts grammatically atrocious and syntactically disastrous.
Posted by: Justin | June 29, 2007 12:44 PM
Justin: You beat me to it. Toby: Your kindness speaks volumns.
Posted by: Eddie | June 29, 2007 02:51 PM
Oh the irony of an unfortunate spelling error in a comment about grammar and spelling. n and e aren't even close ...
(and I adore gin)
Posted by: Eddie again | June 29, 2007 02:55 PM
Aw, Toby, that sucks.
But wow, you're kind of a craigslist celebrity these days, aren't you?
Posted by: The F-AF | June 29, 2007 02:57 PM
One time a trick wrote "Your so sexy" in the steam on my bathroom windows after we showered together.
It was a total deal-breaker. I simply cannot tolerate bad spelling OR grammar, even from a hot, sexy, horse-hung boy who had just fucked me crosseyed.
Posted by: Chad | June 30, 2007 02:33 AM
"Your incredibly hot. Hit me back."
Guh. Your incredibly hot what?
Posted by: Mike Haddad | June 30, 2007 05:27 PM
Your incredibly hot...
1. Winged Natty Ice graphic
2. Deep-Fried Body Dysmorphia
3. Mastery of the English Language
?
Posted by: Scott | July 1, 2007 07:45 AM
Um, spelling and an apparent lack of understanding the differences, and there-are many, between the possessive second-person personal pronoun "your" and the contraction of the pronoun and the verb. An apparent lack of grammatical knowledge that is instructive as it comes in a message on a personals site and it's about Toby's second-hand men.
Posted by: Lord Cardigan | July 1, 2007 07:00 PM
More importantly, does this mean you're available?
TOBY SAYS: No.
Posted by: Nick | July 2, 2007 10:44 AM
This news makes us sad for our people. We'd say let us know if you need to talk - but you'd probably rather just have a spot.
TOBY SAYS: I think there has been a misunderstanding. I haven't been dating the G.F. since November 2006. I've been happily taken for the last six months.
Posted by: Fagat | July 2, 2007 10:29 PM
The spelling error made my day.
Posted by: Eric | July 3, 2007 10:47 AM