Crap, drunk
I want to get so fucked up tonight that I forget where the Fourth of July falls on the calendar. So I figured Taint would be the perfect venue to achieve this mission.
Concerns:
1. No one in these pictures really appears that drunk. (No shirtlessness, no sloppy makeout sessions, no vomiting?)
2. No one is wearing self-tanner.
There will be no fitting in for Toby tonight.
Comments
Did you achieve your goal of getting smashed last night?
Posted by: C.Go | July 4, 2007 11:00 AM
you looked good at cobalt dancing with your shirt off. yum.
Posted by: anon | July 4, 2007 11:12 AM
Are these your friends, Toby? Everyone is marginally goodlooking and normal -- why does that surprise me?
Posted by: dk | July 4, 2007 12:44 PM
Maybe the pictures were taken early on?
Posted by: Mike Haddad | July 4, 2007 04:23 PM
It was good meeting you at Taint. The smell of self tanner and Sparks lingered long after you left.
Posted by: chrisafer | July 4, 2007 05:17 PM
well they can't be cuter than you cause your the best! but clearly they have a musical scope beyond cher (any other crap), which you just can't compete with. and umm PS - I loves you stop leadin me on
Posted by: tweaks | July 4, 2007 10:57 PM
dancing with your shirt off? don't people with body dyslexia order or whatever it is feel uncomfortable about showing themselves off in public because of their low self esteem? maybe you're cured now. or maybe you suffer from another condition. WHORISHNESS.
Posted by: Daddy Likes to Drink His Breakfast | July 5, 2007 04:41 AM
...and Daddy Likes To and &c probably sits at home on Saturday night watching the English Patient or something.
Posted by: Lord Cardigan | July 5, 2007 08:00 PM
I'd rather see Sack Lunch than The English Patient anyday!
Posted by: John | July 5, 2007 09:19 PM