Morning Transformation: Body Dysmorphic Theater Vol. 3
Back by popular demand, it's the creepy headless torso shot!
Now, this is a very flattering photo of me. And you can bet your sweet ass that, when my mother whipped out her digital camera at my sister's pool party last week, I pulled back my shoulders and leaned forward ever so slightly to give the impression of a wider frame and a larger, more defined chest. God forbid I not look sexy even in family photos.
(To my eagle-eyed readers: I removed my nipple ring on this particular occasion so as not to send my grandmother [and, for that matter, my mother] into cardiac arrest.)
Addendum:
Comments
At least "flattering"...dayum. :-)
Posted by: JAC | July 13, 2007 07:41 AM
how long did you keep your nipple ring out for?
i've gotta do the same thing for family outings in a few weeks :-X
TOBY SAYS: I've taken it out for an entire day, and it slips right back in. But I've had my piercing for years, so who knows.
Posted by: jeff | July 13, 2007 08:56 AM
the amazing thing is, you still managed to look like a twink that time i saw you at the gym!
TOBY SAYS: Yea, I bet.
Posted by: justin | July 13, 2007 09:53 AM
What's a twink?
Posted by: Terri | July 13, 2007 10:05 AM
I think you look better without the nipple ring.
If you want to keep the nipple ring, maybe you should just get a different one. Perhaps something silver. That black one just looks like a weird growth.
Posted by: Dave | July 13, 2007 10:13 AM
Oh, i forgot to add that you do look very good in that photo
Posted by: Dave | July 13, 2007 10:14 AM
HOT: Toby in this photo
HOTTER: nipple ring inserted
EVEN HOTTER: Toby not cropping his face from photos
HOTTEST: me gently biting and tugging on said nipple ring on my way down to...
Posted by: preachingtheblues | July 13, 2007 10:29 AM
This is creepy. Looks nice but still weirds me out.
Posted by: James | July 13, 2007 10:39 AM
Could you share your lifting regime online? I'm always looking for new routine splits and ideas.
Posted by: Adam | July 13, 2007 02:30 PM
1) Lift can of Bud Light to mouth.
2) Chug.
3) Return can to bar/table.
4) Repeat.
Posted by: 24play | July 13, 2007 03:55 PM
Wouldn't it be America's Next Bottom Dysmorphia Model?
Posted by: Andrew | July 13, 2007 04:28 PM
This is the hottest body shot to date. You're doing great...
Posted by: daniel | July 14, 2007 03:03 AM
this is how celebrities deal with the paps. theyre on guard 24/7 for a bad photo
Posted by: patrick | July 14, 2007 09:24 PM
I have 4 beautiful girls in front of me, but only one really thinks she is the ugliest.
Posted by: Tyra | July 15, 2007 10:57 AM