Poisoned apple
My new thing (e.g. method of asserting superiority over others) is preparing unhealthy, sugar-laden cookies, cakes and pies for others but demurely refusing to sample the baked goods myself. Except, of course, for the apple-raspberry pie I baked for my boyfriend this weekend. It was too good to pass up, and, besides, it was made with the healthiest ingredient of all: love!
Comments
barf.
Posted by: SMB | July 23, 2007 09:31 PM
[retch]
Posted by: Chad | July 24, 2007 02:24 AM
have u ever had anyone choke on your love before?
Posted by: Muu-Muu Magee | July 24, 2007 04:14 AM
Has anyone thrown your bake goods in your face?
Posted by: James | July 24, 2007 07:53 AM
your bf promised me and that other one a piece after the movie but i never got it!!! can you do the cheesecake soon and invite us over? who knew LC could cook...hope brodie likes it, meat hooks ;)
Posted by: kristin cavalleri | July 24, 2007 08:26 AM
Incontrovertible evidence of maturity: Toby's interest changes from bukkakiing to baking. Oh, our Toby is growing up!
Posted by: Peter Mattachine | July 24, 2007 11:33 AM
There should be a picture of you smiling at the bottom of the pie pan. Just so he remembers who made that pie.
Posted by: John | July 24, 2007 01:25 PM
I'm way ahead of you on this. I've always been on a mission to fatten up my friends so when we go out as a group, I can be the skinny one.
Posted by: LavenderLoungeBlog.com | July 24, 2007 06:44 PM
I think Martha Stuart just indirectly made me sick.
Posted by: Alfonzo | July 26, 2007 05:29 PM
you have a new beaux? this ins't the gentleman friend, right? just trying to keep the story straight.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 27, 2007 03:54 AM