Vividblurry: you guys are like roseanne and dan from 'roseanne'
Terri: Hahhhahha
Terri: bc I am so brassy and have a lesbo friend?
Terri: or because our children are so insolent and I work at a factory?
Vividblurry: LOL
Vividblurry: i would die if you worked at a factory
Vividblurry: a cardboard box factory
Terri: I would be cute in a hair net and suicide in my eyes
Vividblurry: a slaughter house
Vividblurry: you are in charge of the throat slitting
Vividblurry: you lose your left index finger in a slaughtering snafu, and your company's health insurance policy refuses to cover it
Vividblurry: and now you are on workman's comp
Terri: and I get diabetes
Terri: but I like it because I get to spend more time at home
Terri: but not with my kids, just the TV
Vividblurry: but you have chronic back pain without any indication of a disease or treatable condition
Terri: and I still go mud skiing behind pickup trucks and the local news gets a video of me doing it
Vividblurry: then you waste your life savings on internet gambling
Terri: But I have to in order to cover my QVC debts
Terri: bc there is no way I'm sending back my commemorative plates.
Vividblurry: you thought the Pay Later plan meant Pay Never
Vividblurry: and the lady on the tv was just so nice...
Terri: And she answered my call when I shared how much I loved my last plate!
Terri: And it was a one-time deal!
Terri: And I only had 20 minutes to order!
Vividblurry: HAHA
Vividblurry: you are lonely and resent your children
Terri: I make them rub mommy's swollen and rough feet
Terri: and secretly chortle at their gags
Vividblurry: sometimes you give in and let them eat frosting from the can
Terri: but it's not kindly – it's in anticipation of them someday also getting diabetes and finally appreciating what I go through those fat little bastards
Vividblurry: and the funny thing is that you are only 85% sure who their daddy is
Vividblurry: sometimes you just gotta laugh
Terri: And read chicken soup for the soul books
Vividblurry: and lick the crumbs from the inside of an utz bbq chips bag
Terri: I mix that with butter and spread it on donuts
Vividblurry: looooool
Terri: ...
Terri: that actually sounds really good.
Terri: I will someday get diabetes and cry re-reading this conversation
Vividblurry: you probably deserve to