Wardrobe Malfunction
I was waiting to be buzzed into my boyfriend's apartment building last night when I got a text message from my friend.
"I just saw your nipple walk by on 14th street."
God damn it!
This is at least the second time I've left the gym with my titty hangin' out of my tank top. I swear, I had no idea. Really.
Comments
Oh great. Now you have body dysmorphia AND you're becoming an exhibitionist.
Interesting combination!
Posted by: richwhiteboy | July 24, 2007 07:38 PM
Your tits, 9/11.
Posted by: Terri | July 24, 2007 10:05 PM
maybe you should start wearing a bra if your titties keep falling out.
Posted by: s.eth | July 24, 2007 11:04 PM
Oh yeah. The boob showing was a "mistake."
Posted by: James | July 25, 2007 09:52 AM
are you sure your nipple didn't fall off and walk down 14th?
Posted by: Jeff | July 25, 2007 10:31 AM
At least it wasn't on your Christmas card.
Posted by: John | July 25, 2007 03:09 PM