well, now we get the general idea of what you'd look like straining over a toilet bowl. or are you laughing? it's hard to tell. either way i don't see anything sliding out your backside.

pinch one for ol' George, by golly!!

I'd love to see you squatting over mah face.

"According to my doctor, I don't have a hernia. The lump is merely a swollen lymph node."

Haha, AIDS, lol.

TOBY SAYS: Ha ha ha, shut up, Rusty, I don't have AIDS!

I'm pretty sure you have bed bugs, though. How's that going?

you look great, keep going to the gym and keep writing this wonderful blog.

are you doing jumping squats here? those are awesome.

You look very happy in that position. You might do well playing front row in rugby. Can you push? I don't mean from behind. No, not like you're giving "birf." (That's ghetto for "birth.")
Oh, thanks for the input for places to carry the magazine: It's going to be carried at Nellie's, Universal Gear, Halo and DC Eagle.

PS-You're friend Aaron is a REALLY nice looking guy (no, I'm not stalking him, I just saw his myspace.com page).

Pffft. Bedbugs are long gone.

Thanks, Alfonzo, but don't kid yourself. That picture of me is goofy and I'm even goofier looking in person.

Stop playin' wit' ya nodes and they won't be swollen and blue.

Girl,

Take your panties off next time you take a dump.

OMG I haven't been to the apple butter festival in years. And I love that second-hand store down the street in Berkeley Springs. Did you see the feral guppies in the other pools of water? If I'd have known I'd have you pick up a jar for me.

There is also a state-run Roman massage & spa there that is a fun experience.