Getting read by a toddler
My four-year-old niece touched my T-shirt and said it is soft.
Then she touched my face (shaven that morning) and said it is soft as well.
And then she touched my hair and asked me if I take showers.
Of course, she followed all of this up by asking my brother what happened to his face (Um, acne!), so I'm not feeling too badly for my greasy guido self.
Comments
(Somewhat) greasy hair is (occasionally) hot.
Posted by: d | November 26, 2007 07:07 PM
Young kids are the only people who can look at you like you're a piece of shit and actually mean it... evil, evil little things!
Posted by: Tom | November 26, 2007 07:08 PM
My niece doesn't kiss me because she says I have prickles.
When I shave, she says it'll grow back.
She's two.
My (bitch of a) sister taught her well.
Posted by: Steven. | November 26, 2007 08:45 PM
My niece is only 9 months so I'm just it's only a matter of time before she starts getting picky about my stubble sometimes, heh.
Posted by: Jake | November 26, 2007 11:36 PM
Oily. Don't forget oily. Slick, as in Slick Willie. Slippery, like a NY guido getting his palm greased. Sweaty. Stinky. Unclean. Like a ditch-digging dago in 120 degree heat. Well, but with your soft goldeny olive skin we'll just call you "buttery"
night,night buttercup!
Posted by: Cuckoo for Cocoapuffs | November 27, 2007 05:25 AM
Did you tell her she'd never collect social security? That always gets the babies!
Posted by: Tim | December 1, 2007 10:46 AM