Is he attractive? Yes, he's built like a tank, and he might be fun to draw, but I just can't imagine putting my arms around him or letting him do much of anything to me.
Good God he is hot! (Oh for the days when he wore those colorful, and deliciously tight, shorts instead of the damn jeans!) What I find particularly turn-on-ing is that you know he'd be great at dirty talk.
Dear Toby Claus,
I don't need any gifts for Christmas because this post was close enough. Should you happen to find any more like this of John Cena or Randy Orton, please post liberally.
Comments
Favorite. Video. Ever.
He should wrestle in that. Fuck the jeans.
Posted by: Adam | November 25, 2007 11:32 AM
Last week I watched The Marine.
It was MUCH worse.
Posted by: Steven. | November 25, 2007 12:10 PM
I hope that's not the type of body you're aiming for, Toby. I'm slightly grossed out that his neck is bigger than his head.
Posted by: C.Go | November 25, 2007 02:09 PM
he makes me dress like this at home.
Posted by: the boyfriend | November 25, 2007 02:12 PM
totally thought you were joking.. glad you werent... thick necks are hot :) lol.
Posted by: anthony | November 25, 2007 03:30 PM
Is he attractive? Yes, he's built like a tank, and he might be fun to draw, but I just can't imagine putting my arms around him or letting him do much of anything to me.
Maybe a blowjob.
Posted by: d | November 26, 2007 08:35 AM
Good God he is hot! (Oh for the days when he wore those colorful, and deliciously tight, shorts instead of the damn jeans!) What I find particularly turn-on-ing is that you know he'd be great at dirty talk.
Posted by: Bourgeois Nerd | November 26, 2007 11:07 AM
I think he spent too much time working out. He looks gross.
Posted by: Julien | November 26, 2007 11:29 AM
Yes I agree. Not hot at all. In fact, so not hot I feel compelled to write an inane message on this blog saying as much.
Thick neck. Ew gross.
Posted by: Dan | November 28, 2007 02:56 PM
Dear Toby Claus,
I don't need any gifts for Christmas because this post was close enough. Should you happen to find any more like this of John Cena or Randy Orton, please post liberally.
PS- I saw this commercial for quiznos and it reminded me of you for some reason.
Here's the link. http://youtube.com/watch?v=a1oOdg5-T9g
Posted by: Alfonzo | November 28, 2007 10:47 PM
he's funny and he knows how to dress!! I have no problem with the big neck either.
Posted by: Tim | December 1, 2007 10:41 AM