WWLPD?
What's worse: failing to develop blood clots within the tooth sockets that once housed my lower wisdom teeth, or failing to go to the gym for a week straight? Body mass obviously takes precedence over longterm dental care, so the answer is, of course, the latter.
I stood in front of my bathroom mirror with my shirt off this evening and did the usual routine of brushing my teeth, washing my face, and hating my self. Agatha and I need to buy a full-length mirror soon because I swear the half-length above the sink serves only to distort my already warped self-image. Preferably a full-length that is vertically concave to the point of compacting my frame into a squatter, beefier 5'9". (Lord knows that setup won't do Agatha any favors.) Still, all mirrors should be so favorably deceptive, and there we have the business idea that will surely make me millions through proper execution.
By the way, I am going to be in New York City next weekend, so if there's anything fun to do on Saturday and Sunday nights (aside from hate-criming Josh and Josh), let me know in the comments.
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blogger boys happy hour will be happening next weekend- deets to come later.
Posted by: Jeff | January 18, 2008 01:45 AM
"Lord knows that setup won't do Agatha any favors."
LOL.
Poor Agatha.
Posted by: Frontier Psychiatrist | January 18, 2008 12:16 PM
pop off! Pop off! i love it.
Posted by: kristin cavallari | January 18, 2008 01:28 PM
We're having a birthday party for my friend Sunday in HK and then prob going to Hiro afterwards if interested.
Posted by: Kwake | January 18, 2008 01:51 PM
I had dry sockets when I had my wisdom teeth out in 1985.
They're still not totally healed. But at least you get to take 2008 drugs to mask the pain...
Posted by: Jake | January 18, 2008 03:12 PM
oh gurl, and you know how I love short boys.... ;)
Posted by: Jamie | January 18, 2008 04:35 PM
Marilyn Manson is playing at the Hammerstein Ballroom
Posted by: Lui | January 18, 2008 06:49 PM
Friday night, Star Lounge at Chelsea Hotel is pretty hot.
Saturday night I like Vlada in Hell's Kitchen.
Sunday, Hiro of course.
And I'm going to see Marilyn Manson as well on that Wednesday!
Posted by: JS | January 19, 2008 05:09 PM
Don't come.
Posted by: NYC | January 22, 2008 11:17 AM
I live in NYC! Hope I'll bump into you! I like your blog!
BTW--Is there such a thing blogger boys happy hour.If yes where is that? :):)
Posted by: z. | January 25, 2008 04:34 PM