And at midnight I passed out
I left my office building yesterday at 6 p.m. and went to Polly's on U Street, where some coworkers and I shot the shit - or is it talked shit? A little from column A, a little from column B. Actually, a lot from column B. And as usual, I drank way too much and can only recall my walk home as "wet." Once inside my apartment, I stripped off all of my rain-soaked clothes (except for my boxers - am I the only gay man who wears boxers?) and plopped on the Victorian love seat with a plate of hastily prepared Tater Tots. And that's when Agatha walked in. She was drunk too, and we spent the rest of the night talking about our dead former landlady.
Comments
Other gay men wear boxers. I do. Of course, my gay card may have been revoked.
Posted by: Hubbard | March 5, 2008 05:52 PM
You're a gay man, you wear boxers, and eat tater tots? YOU'RE MY HERO!!
Posted by: rubber_city | March 5, 2008 07:40 PM
Yep--boxers here, too. [Glad to have you back!]
Posted by: JAC | March 6, 2008 09:01 AM
is it wise to eat tater tots so close to bedtime?
Posted by: mac | March 6, 2008 12:23 PM
Is it wise to ask Toby questions about what's wise?
Posted by: Steve | March 6, 2008 12:28 PM
Is it wise to eat tater tots *in your boxer shorts* so close to bedtime? I mean, those suckers can be pretty hot -- what if in your inebriated state you drop one and it falls right into the fly? Oh, the horror!
Posted by: Jack | March 6, 2008 12:57 PM
yes I wear boxers. and not boxer briefs unless I'm working out. gah briefs suck!
Posted by: Tim | March 6, 2008 02:39 PM
I can't wear boxers, or go commando. I just can't stand the feeling; I need support. I wear Hanes and FTL, though, so I hardly have room to criticize others' underwear choices, and my own gay card is in jeopardy (from this and many other things).
Posted by: Bourgeois Nerd | March 6, 2008 09:51 PM
this is a flashback to vividblurry of 2002(ish) ... though you didn't have your own apartment and Agatha would already have passed-out by this stage
Posted by: kim | March 7, 2008 05:24 AM
Tater Tots? The horror! The horror! Where is the casein protein??? :-)
-Peter
www.RandyBlueRipped.com
Posted by: Peter Adonis | March 9, 2008 08:17 PM
I'm still waiting to use the line, "You really remind me of my former, dead landlady." It's a charmer.
Posted by: Agatha | March 10, 2008 11:50 AM
I use, " You remind me of the dead" it's more open and creepy.
Posted by: Tim | March 11, 2008 10:52 AM
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23362170-23109,00.html
reading this article, the first thing that sprang to mind was your old landlady must have a Japanese cousin
Posted by: kim | March 12, 2008 12:49 AM