It almost makes me want to eat an egg
I woke up in my boyfriend's bed this morning and immediately grabbed the Nintendo DS from the bedside table to squeeze in another level of "Super Mario Bros. 2" before my better, larger half woke up, as well. It is much harder and not nearly as fun to play with muted sound, but I've now advanced to Level 4. (All the while as Peach, of course. I don't think I've ever played as any other character.)
My boyfriend had a volleyball game in the early afternoon, and on the way to the court he dropped me off at the gym. I don't usually work out at Washington Sports Club, and as expected the place was grimy, the people were disgusting, and the staff looked like they've never made it past the front desk of a gym in their lives. So I was the biggest one there, which is all that matters.
Walking back to my boyfriend's apartment, I took the long way down P Street and ran into my friend Scott, who made fun of me for wearing only shorts and a tank top. In my defense, it was 51 degrees Fahrenheit, and what is the point of working out your arms if you're going to walk home in a sweatshirt? Correct, there is no point.
Currently, I am staring at the cover model on April's issue of "Muscle & Fitness" - the impossibly handsome, muscular and heterosexual Brian Wiefering, who is shown posing with an egg. This cracks me up, no pun intended.
Comments
I was always a little embarrassed to be Peach - but she's definitely the best one. The float ability is a life saver!
Posted by: Shan | March 2, 2008 06:19 PM
I love all the old Nintendo games. The DS is amazing. I'm glad your posting again. Without your blog to full fill my body dismorphia needs I've forced to read London Preppy, and something about that blog does weird things to my mind.
Posted by: Jeff | March 2, 2008 10:33 PM
haha! yes it was 51 degrees this weekend! glory be I think there is a god. go ahead and wear no sleeves - i have a theory that if you were weather inappropriate clothing, it will seduce the desirable seasons to arrive faster!
Posted by: Jen | March 3, 2008 01:30 PM
Jeff - I am completely with you. It's much more fun to hate your body through other people. LP is just not straightforward enough sometimes. And I'm mad that the first time juicer blog got axed. Have you found any other lovely bdd blogs to consume?
Posted by: Zach | March 3, 2008 02:54 PM
Wiefering is saying, "Each of my testicles used to be about as big as this egg. After years of juicing, however,...."
TOBY SAYS: I know you were just making a joke, but in fact he is a drug-free bodybuilder!
Posted by: 24play | March 3, 2008 03:50 PM
No, this one and LP are the only ones. His name is Conn. Try searching "Conn AXM"
Posted by: Jeff | March 3, 2008 10:43 PM
Oh so it is! Thank you. I did like him more when he was an ambiguous collection of mental disorders and plastic parts. There really should be more of these blogs honestly. Let me know if you ever find any others!
Posted by: Zach | March 4, 2008 12:09 AM