So, wow, the hottest crystal meth addict was on “Intervention” last night. In terms of crystal meth addicts, I thought it didn’t get any hotter than Jeremy Jackson, but Aaron the former mixed martial arts champion is really giving him a run for his money.

Here is a picture of my new boyfriend/project Aaron, sporting two hallmarks of a classic Jersey douche: gelled hair and a landing strip. In all seriousness, he really is quite handsome.

Oh, and did I mention he is an actor?

Yes, that’s right! Aaron has performed in over 1,200 adult videos under the name Dick Delaware. (Click here if you’d like me to save you the time of Google Imaging his NSFW photos.) Unfortunately, he has retired from the business, choosing instead to spend his twilight years injecting speed and masturbating for 10 consecutive hours a day.

I know what you’re thinking: THE PERFECT MAN! A great face, a bodybuilder physique, a literally insatiable sexual appetite. If only he weren’t straight. And addicted to methamphetamine.

Predictably, Aaron completed rehab but relapsed after three weeks. The show portrayed him as a damaged individual who allowed himself to get caught in the endless cycle of porn acting and drugs. I’m afraid this sudden exposure will serve only to open more doors for deadend opportunities in porn, but perhaps I’ll be proven wrong. At the very least he should drop that stupid Dick Delaware moniker.