Aug 02
My self-esteem instantly cripples
At sight of your abs and their ripples
But still you’re a douche
Who’s hooked on the juice
With bacne and two puffy nipples
About Me
Toby. 26. Washington, D.C.
Hideously conceited yet rampantly insecure.
Feel free to e-mail me. You'll also find me at the social networks listed below.
Hideously conceited yet rampantly insecure.
Feel free to e-mail me. You'll also find me at the social networks listed below.
Links
- London Preppy
- Absurdities!
- Consumerism Commentary
- The Consumerist
- Cyber Agatha
- DCist
- Dlisted
- Dooce
- fourfour
- Get Rich Slowly
- Goldenfiddle
- I Probably Hate You
- Jezebel
- Josh & Josh are Rich and Famous
- Landlady Bing
- Lifehacker
- Lindsayism
- Rhitard
- Shades of Gray
- Smart Spending
- Eggs and Blue Cheese
- TMZ
- Towleroad
- Wise Bread
- Wonkette
- The DCeiver
- Amazon Daily
- Digg
- Big Head DC
- Blog P.I.
- Catch Up Lady
- Joe. My. God.
- Randy Blue Ripped
- Vote for the Worst
- So Good
- Mental Floss
- I Can Has Cheezburger?
- Five Cent Nickel
- Brunch and the City
- Gay Ninja Robot
- NoteThis!
- Leslie Bradshaw
- Serious Eats
- Being Frugal
- Pulse & Signal
- aragonesque
- NonSociety
- Bang and Whimper
- Lifetime, Wow!
- The New Gay
- Subway State
- Drew and Pepe
- Why I Hate Liz
- Boston Tea Party
- DC Cised
- Spydercricket Music Podcast
- Gym Rant
- Confessions of a Muscler
- Guy Dads
- Frontier Psychiatry
Why is their no poem about Jorts?
welcome back doll.
What’s wrong with puffy nipples?
I really need a nemesis.
The only way that last line could be more gross is if said nipples were pierced.
Puffies are the ultimate turnon. I would really like to get me some perfect puffy nipples and slap’em back and forth. I’m not sure why they turn me on so much, something must have happened during my younger days and one of the first times I got a hottie to let me touch her boobs, they popped out of her blouse and the nipples were all puffy, I was fascinated and couldnt take my eyes off of them. At the same time i had this rush of adrenaline and pure teenage hormone fire so strong that still to this day, whenever any of those memories are triggered I go instantly hard as a rock.