- To those who subscribe to my RSS feed
- It's the former, by the way
- And at midnight I passed out
- New suit
- It almost makes me want to eat an egg
- I weigh 190 pounds
- Wondering why my website was down for a week?
- My supplements
- My fav Super Bowl ads
- It's official: Toby endorses Hillary
- New York City Series: Do gay guidos not exist in NYC?
- New York City Series: The Little Mermaid
- I interrupted some philosophical conversation about body weight he was having with some twink
- Experiments in creepy social media
- The perfect body
- Just because you can make something out of leather doesn't mean you should
- Love always, Mandy
- WWLPD?
- And the canker sores are not helping
- Quick update, because I promised one for Jamie
- Way better than Madonna's version
- Save $25 on TobyGainer
- Why I Can Never Live Alone, Reason No. 372
- How a bodybuilder does his grocery shopping
- Getting read by a toddler
- John Cena in a thong
- My world for the next two days
- What's 12 times seven?
- For these things, I should be more thankful
- Oops
- Having spent 17 years in one, I know a thing or two about closets
- My comment policy
- Like looking into a crystal ball
- 10 Simple Rules
- School's out for Brat Boy
- And our hallway smells like garbage
- My thoughts on the Brat Boy School scandal
- The Blog Log editor is as lazy as me
- Think I could pull off John Cena?
- Officially the gay uncle
- The other fitness celebrity
- PSA: God damn cabbies
- That doesn't explain the rash
- Ask and ye shall receive
- It keeps my temperature from rising, my blood is pumping through my veins
- Be thankful that I can't play the piano
- Morning Transformation: 'Fondry'
- Does Tumi make weight belts?
- Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
- Hush, just stop.
- And it's real!
- Rinse with warm honey mustard
- And my Netflix queue continues to grow
- 'Riddle me this...'
- I'm not fooling anyone
- Morning Transformation: Seth
- It's the mirrors
- Morning Transformation: Zubair
- Sleeping pills and custard
- I'm a sucky person
- Morning Transformation: Rod
- I know for a fact that my sister and her husband do this
- Food Network Megamix
- The last entry about missed connections for a while
- Like sands through the hourglass, so are the missed connections of my life
- Morning Transformation: Unidentified Fatty
- Please, no more e-mails about the dangers of combining booze and sleeping pills, I'm not an idiot
- 'You hoboken...'
- Morning Transformation: Tony
- Wardrobe Malfunction
- Poisoned apple
- No. 1 Crush
- Morning Transformation: Ben
- Toby Stalker 3000
- Morning Transformation: Steve
- I'm trying not to scratch it, Orlando!
- Morning Transformation: Lance Dreher
- Morning Transformation: Matt
- She has body dysmorphia, too
- Finally!
- Morning Transformation: Another YouTube Video
- A different kind of drinking problem
- Morning Transformation: 'JSK1010'
- Reasons not to fuck with my hair when I'm dancing with my friends
- Morning Transformation: Body Dysmorphic Theater Vol. 3
- DIY
- Coming out of the glass box
- Morning Transformation: Jacob
- This is the sort of thing my friends and I think is funny
- Morning Transformation: Scott
- Queens Dominion
- Morning Transformation: David
- So f-ing nasty
- Crap, drunk
- I'm a big... fat... slob...?
- Morning Transformation: Jamill
- I still shop there, you know
- Morning Transformation: Body Dysmorphic Theater Vol. 2
- Dreams really do come true
- Morning Transformation: Jeremy Jackson
- A little tight in the waist
- Morning Transformation: 'Hola Bola'
- Delusions of Being Jodie Foster
- Morning Transformation: 'SurferStyle'
- Morning Transformation: 'krazybartender'
- Mad Microsoft Paint skills
- Morning Transformation: 'K-WaL'
- In one end and out the other
- Morning Transformation: Gareth Gates
- RIP D.W.D.
- Morning Transformation: 'Nordic Nightmare'
- I suppose BigMuscle.com qualifies as a fitness community...
- Morning Transformation: Benjamin
- Morning Transformation: Body Dysmorphic Theater Vol. 1
- I've never looked good in white anyway
- Morning Transformation: Geri Halliwell
- Which way to the gun show, Thorsten?
- Morning Transformation: Christopher
- I also hate Bloody Marys
- Morning Transformation: Brian
- Don't get me wrong, I love her
- Morning Transformation: Parker
- An excuse to take off my shirt
- Morning Transformation: Fabian
- Backedhanded Compliment of the Week
- Why I will never be able to live with anybody else
- I declare tomorrow is Hazelnut Wednesday
- New layout FAQ
- fifty years after the fair
- Ew
- Baby, can you bleed like me?
- Open my eyes, look deep inside
- And my hair gel, too
- Smell ya later
- Bodybuilding Before-And-After: Time-Lapse
- Raisin in the sun
- This Week in Fit: Beauty and the Beast
- Bodybuilding Before-And-After: Josh (2)
- It's an ugly word, and I've never used it before, I swear
- Hmm. I sort of want to be her.
- Bodybuilding Before-And-After: Jonathan
- This Week in Fit: Hey Mr. DJ, I want to spin with my baby
- Unconditioner love
- You can stand under my umberellaellaella
- Bodybuilding Before-And-After: Guradesh
- Quinceanera
- This Week in Fit: Fortifying the Diet Coke and Cigarettes diet
- My left breast: Handle with care
- Bodybuilding Before-And-After: Josh
- I need to stop talking about my mattress
- They know about my Lunesta!
- Oh, did you say binge EATING?
- U + Ur Hand
- Princess and the pea
- Reasons why I did not go to Blowoff last night
- No muscle man could sever...
- Um, yea
- Baby baby, in any kind of weather...
- I need a nap
- I need Xanax
- My style is ridic-di-di-dic-ulous-ulous-ulous
- Put your records onnnnnnnn
- Smell ya later, Ms. D.
- In which we learn I'm a bad person and also retarded
- How am I not working at McDonald's?
- From the Manor to the Morgan
- Property mismanagement
- I just have a lot of feelings
- Who knew 'Idol' would inspire such luminous prose?
- Curiously, no tops in my top 12
- Not that anyone noticed
- I hold a force I can't contain
- She's so outrageous
- Am I Hot Danny, or Wholesome Danny?
- Beats the Washington Public Transportation Show
- Woof woof
- SOTU = STFU
- Carlo and Diet Coke diet
- It would be better left unsaid
- It's the Lunesta talking
- Yup, still obsessed with Britney
- Uh-huh, that's my shit
- Mama's little baby
- High school poetry, Part I
- Goodbye, my Friendster friend
- Worry's for another day
- Rant about the gym
- Someone woke up on the wrong side of the border!
- It's a beeeaaavvver!
- Body dysmorphia, revisited
- Who doesn't love a good Before-and-After, eh?
- For crying out loud, will ya shut that thing up?!
- Who could ask for anything more?
- It all began so well, but what an end
- 'I could have made love with you more often... or once, even.'
- Everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta
- Be honest
- I would get one candle
- Spoonful of sugah
- The disappearing man
- It's a beautiful evening for satellites
- Back to Basics
- The right to "beer" arms
- America has been 28 for 202 years
- 'You'll make a wonderful raisin, Jerri'
- No me gusta trabajar
- 'Is that a wide-angle lens, or ... ?'
- Seriously, dude, hit me up
- Pride and prejudice ... and shame
- And still you call me codependent
- Missed Connections > You threatened to kill my family - m4m - 23
- Unsolicited career advice from my roommate
- Heat wave!
- Together forever in Hell
- I'm not deaf and you don't stutter
- Cool as a cucumber, but poorer
- Oh, Friday
- My thoughts regarding Mercury Grill are, shall we say, mercurial
- Missed Connections > My innocence - m4m - 23 (Dreamland)
- I've always identified with strong, animated women
- Oh, for luck's sake
- How Cyber Agatha and I make movie plans
- Young, dumb, and full of - come again?
- Freedom isn't free
- Brat Boy School for Children Who Can't Read Good
- Tomorrow I write about how ugly I am
- No pookie-pook before marriage
- 'Think, Tia, think!'
- Your highness
- Oh hey look, it's the Pussy Patrol!
- It's funny because it's true
- Last reference to bottoms for a long, long time
- 'You will want to form each patty into patties'
- Guess who's back
- Xoxo
- I have a learning disorder
- Weekend Update
- Landlord Fan Fiction
- I'm a fatty
- I'm a nice person, I swear
- Life's a game - play it!
- The best birthday present ever
- I'm not making any friends this week
- This can't be real
- Insert sassy headline here
- What are you implying?
- Did I mention I have a huge cock?
- Self-realization
- Nice market ya got there - I could chip a tooth on that
- It's a Miracle!
- Brawn v. Brains
- Adventures in dodging responsibility
- Or I could have just gone to KFC
- I want to be Giada
- Oh, not again - a loser I am
- Oh, just a thought
- Sign my chest in olive oil
- Lohan-esque, not Lavigne-esque
- Second funny story this week involving the Lincoln Memorial
- Bing Bing
- Burning question
- You can catch a bus, but can you throw one?
- Lady Bing would never do this to us
- Vacation, had to get away
- Kill me, I'm Irish
- If looks could kill
- To my anonymous fan at Viacom in New York,
- No place like homeless
- Not to beat a dead horse, but...
- Wish I thought of this
- My clone sleeps alone
- No substitution!
- "Who cares, it's a free paper"
- Used to eat for three, now competes for three
- I apologize for Rocco's racism
- Would you describe him as a 'spark plug'?
- The Biggest Loser, indeed
- I'm retarded
- The entire incident is apparently caught on digital video, btw
- I'm lookin' at a picture in my hand, tryin' my best to understand
- take your time or you'll lose, this is my game, my rules
- No, really, my roommate and I did this
- He's alive!
- I know this is lame...
- I love you, Tony Cipriani!
- Discrimination: A Celebration
- I really should be the editor of "Bitch Session"
- No, I was not invited to HBP Weekend
- Ride 'em, cowboy
- I'm a little horse
- I need six eggs - that's too expensive!
- Smells like poppers
- i abstained from 'bachelor in paris'
- No one who reads this blog is in high school
- That sly, come-hither stare
- If you're not listed today, you'll probably be listed tomorrow
- Roman Catholics will appreciate this one
- Crappy New Year, everyone!
- I tell myself it's an eating disorder to glam it up
- Real Life not applicable
- "Instinct" - the poor man's "Genre"
- At least he's not a blogger
- And also egg whites
- Beating a dead horse
- Is this too harsh?
- So much for not burning bridges
- It's called "Getting in the holiday mood," ok?!
- yellow number 5 = hangover miracle cure
- today i've earned my place in heaven
- Why submit to 'Bitch Session' when you could launch a blog?
- Sponsored Platitudes by Google
- Thanks a lot - no, really!
- You knew an entry like this was coming
- You had me at "Hello"
- Last rant of the week, I swear
- metro opens doors - or does it?!
- I think I'll subscribe to a Season Pass for this one
- Ms. Connection
- I am obsessed with Metro Weekly
- Tivo this show, in Jesus' name I pray!
- Mr. O'Reilly, I shouldn't have to answer that
- You're lucky you're not hearing what the music is covering up
- Homo Camping 2005: A Pictorial
- Also: "The pinecone hurts, I need s'more lube"
- And gay men everywhere breathe a sigh of indifference
- Giving PHPWebhosting.com the final fuck-you
- Help!
- Things I have to look forward to
- I am the last gay person in Washington to discover Halo
- Git 'Er Done
- Water! Water!
- There is no 24-hour McDonald's in Denver
- Ready for takeoff
- Once you have it, I guess a little more can't hurt
- The Holy Threesome, The Hard Body of Christ, and other obvious jokes
- Sweet dreams are made of these
- So, like, apparently there's this drug called crystal meth, and it's not good for you, or something
- And don't use a butter knife
- Because, you know, it's not like I've ever posted shirtless pictures of myself or anything
- Smile and nod
- Growing Despair, Growing Embarrassment
- Howdy!
- The dreaming days where the mess was made
- The longer that I wait, the more selfish that I get
- Let's hope he isn't one of those people that reads blogs
- Wow, good guess
- I drove all night
- I sleep like a
princess queen
- He's not that fat
- Preordained checklist of this awkward love, it's so sad
- God forbid someone think I'm neither funny nor attractive
- A little from Column A, a little from Column B
- Deep Thoughts from LucasBlog.com
- Things don't have to be this way, catch me on a better day
- Let the rain fall down
- I mean, what else would you wear to a place called Club Fuego?
- Porn stars give more than head — they give flowers!
- He's hot in both pictures, to be honest
- Everytime it rains
- So You Think You Can Stalk?
- My Metro boyfriend: A fatal attraction to cuteness
- Pillow Biters Meet Pillow Talk: Michael Lucas' 'Auditions 4'
- Pleasantly surprised
- (Not) Riding the Bus with My Sister
- Inappropriate Uses for AIM Fight
- No surprise here
- Expressing myself, using my words
- And don't even get me started on 'I Want To Be a Hilton'
- I <3 reality TV and anecdotes about public transportation
- 'Princes of Malibu' and my trip to a brothel
- Black jeans are for pussies, and here's why
- This apple had better be solid gold on the inside
- Three strikes, and honey, I'm already out!
- Toby, Consumers' Rights Advocate
- So, what have I been up to, you ask?
- I'm melting!
- See 'Dangerous Liaisons,' if only for Bruce Beckham's gaping hole
- Lame
- Time for bed
- This blog is my diary screaming out loud
- Is it in? Oh...
- D.C.'s Fox and Hounds can suck my ballz
- People Least Likely to Have Anything to Do with Rachael Ray's 'Dan's Favorite Creole Shrimp Pasta' Recipe
- Boy, oh boy, do I love a good self-help book or what?
- Confessions of a Blogstar Drama Queen
- They look at you like they don't speak your language
- It seems I've answered my own question
- Geri Halliwell: Old feeling, new beginning
- 'Hope and Faith' is, like, the best show ever
- This must paint a terrible picture of my father, but I don't care
- God damn you, classic rock radio
- I'm such a queen — welfare queen, that is
- Reasons to clean out your childhood bedroom
- My friend is in L.A. and this is what he plans on doing today
- A Day in the Life
- Toby, International Circuit Boi
- God exists.
- There is no way to title this entry without ruining the ending
- Alternatives to Mud Box, the name of the college library's new coffee house
- Vividblurry.com 2005 Biennial National Reader Survey
- Vividblurry.com: Leaving on a Jet Plane
- Blue skies in New York
- My two crazy high-deas
- Michael Lucas, of 'Puckering Anus Pout' Fame
- Read the comments, too
- I probably hate you, too
- Where I am right now
- Checking In
- New digs!
- Another reason to hate Andie MacDowell
- Mmm, child actors
- Finally, a scathing e-mail
- Random thought
- Sense of humor?
- "Don't mind her, she's just a harmless retard"
- I cannot wait
- Break, Blow, Burn
- Lame excuses
- Subtle
- Gah!
- Vividblurry Radio No. 6
- It's worth a shot
- Riding the short bus to Stupid Town with Andie MacDowell
- Flat as a board and needs a screw
- Vividblurry Radio No. 5
- It's my birthday!!!
- I am never watching daytime TV again
- Vividblurry Radio No. 4
- Garbage ticket, anyone?
- Vividblurry Radio #3
- But what is the series called?
- Me, myself and I
- I'm barefoot and pregnant 4 U
- Another plea
- Skin Deep
- First episode!
- Stupid class
- Up and coming
- Fun things to do at work
- Aw
- Um
- Signs that I am bipolar or something
- If I was a rich girl
- Really hot, but dude, your song, it sucks
- Aughghghgh
- Come and get it!
- World Leader Pretend
- No more Wasted Wednesdays, Thirsty Thursdays or Fuck-It-All Mondays
- Ashlee rulez!
- Some get a book deal, others do porn
- Always bored but never boring
- Slap my quarter-pounder 'tween your buns
- God damn it
- That's amore
- No. 1 Crush Part II
- We are the Champions
- Thought of the Day
- 100 percent non-profit and accounting firms
- Shameless
- I hope the blog is as engaging as the show
- "I'm an artist"
- Scream
- Jossip on MSNBC today!
- Think of all the people
- "You don't have a life. You have a sheh-shzool."
- Stupid Girl
- Also, "Greeks are just Jews without money"
- Black Velvet
- How big is a 3-year-old's clitoris?
- Blogging Cliches
- La dee da
- Oh snap
- More Pics
- Always Turned On, aka Vegas for Ugly People
- Tool
- Things That, If a Conspicuous Absence from the Grocery Store, Pharmacy and Liquor Store Might Serve as Any Indication, Are In Strangely High Demand
- Vegas for Ugly People
- I want a singing career!
- Latest 9/11 Hijacking: Gay.com
- Why do you love me?
- Blogging in class, but I should be noveling
- Can I just blog for a living? Thnx
- 6 p.m. on a Saturday, mind you
- Dayum
- It will look so nice next to my Crock Pot
- Did you see him in wrestling tights on the Disney Channel?
- Gerund run down
- Lessons in ethnic plastic surgery
- Stupid Comcast
- Well, this just about says it all
- Okay, Brooklyn, but still!
- Vividblurry Fan Fiction: Part II
- Which is cooler?
- Secret Simon reactions
- Let's not forget about Ivana Munch
- Baby's got a secret!
- I think I'm ready now
- Of course it's about me
- I wound up having two beers
- Most random pop-up ever
- Na na na na! Way cool
- Emily and her music blog
- And so begins my obsession with Sparks
- Happy Birthday, Rusty
- K*ke
- SASSAFRASS!
- The littlest update
- Yay!
- I feel bad for her, really
- Subtle
- Run, don't walk, to the bathroom
- Wow, I'm desperate
- Transexual therapy
- This is kinda sad, really
- I miss NY radio
- I hate D.C.
- I think he's legal
- Hmm, there's a liquor store downstairs
- Life imitates spam
- Our lovely neighbors
- Rocky Horror E.R.
- La la la la la la
- MRI update
- Mandy sure gets around
- Stupid Health Center
- This fire is outta control
- Vividblurry Fan Fiction: Part I, The Locker Room
- Bolt, don't walk
- Oh, the pain
- We are all winners
- I wish I was a ballah
- I feel like bitch slapping someone
- Emergency
- I provided the empty bottle
- Saturday night fever
- I'm the one in pink, btw
- Insane night
- And I love her hair
- You are all pussies
- Smoother than the L.A. weather II
- Wow, I'm in a hateful mood
- Who dare hateth the Toby?
- Final fan art edition! No, seriously
- Breaking: 'Obese' and 'Elegant' Used in Same Headline
- Last fan art post evs
- I don't even like the Phillies!
- When I'm sad, I take pictures of myself
- Penguinz rule!
- I have awful taste in music, duh
- Look away
- Happy MLK Day!
- Experiments in layering
- Mmm'k
- I saw him nakey
- Bed time
- Ashlee picks up the pieces
- Fin de Fiesta
- Better be street if ya lookin' at me
- Mmm, apple
- Resident Ass-istants
- Vanna Vanna Vanna
- Adventures along the bipolar continuum
- I want to have sex with strangers for money :(
- Oohh yeahhh!
- <3 Jake Shears
- Brad and Jennifer's divorce, sponsored by Nokia
- Yesss, D.C. bound
- I am the requisite gay uncle
- Bang Bang, he shot me down
- Shameless promo
- Let's go on a cruise to Big Cup
- The Great White Way?
- Vividblurry's BritneyWatch: A Cautionary Guide to Your Pregnancy
- Sweet dreams
- I like the song though
- Night cap
- New Year's Resolutions
- Cuz da boyz in da hood are always hard
- Back in New York
- Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!
- Like a giant mile-wide Cheeto
- They're singing Deck the Halls
- Faggot faggot faggot - This ain't France, bitch
- It's an instant party and you're invited
- Why the hell am I posting this?
- Ag likes crack
- You are cool
- The grass is dead, the gold is brown and the sky has claws
- Smoother than the L.A. weather
- Well, that's settled
- I rarely watch this show, I swear
- My Paris Hilton face
- Top Five Questions that Popped into My Head When I Woke up This Morning
- All I want for Christmas is Toby
- Monday night meal
- Arm update
- The Best of the Gay Porn Blog Interview
- Hump day?
- To the hot guy in my media class
- Bite me
- Unfortunately, they use Fat Arm's 'Come Clean' as the theme song
- What would Jesus consume?
- What about the guy with the salt-and-pepper hair? You know, the gay one
- Mail Bag: I'm More Hilarious and Younger Than You Edition
- Let's hear it for illegally downloaded advanced copies of Lindsay Lohan's new album!
- Rhymes with Bill
- Sometimes a smiley sez it all
- Happy Birthday!
- Top Five Most Unlikely Hidden Tracks from Lindsay Lohan's Upcoming Album
- It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth
- Ouch
- Nite
- Across the universe
- I love Rufus Wainwright
- So stoned
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Stupid high school alumni bar crawl
- But I want to see more pics of you nakey
- Ghostwritten by Brit Brit
- I like to write, but only one sentence at a time
- Everything will be alright
- "You were holding a baguette..."