- To those who subscribe to my RSS feed
- It's the former, by the way
- And at midnight I passed out
- New suit
- It almost makes me want to eat an egg
- I weigh 190 pounds
- Wondering why my website was down for a week?
- My supplements
- My fav Super Bowl ads
- It's official: Toby endorses Hillary
- New York City Series: Do gay guidos not exist in NYC?
- New York City Series: The Little Mermaid
- I interrupted some philosophical conversation about body weight he was having with some twink
- Experiments in creepy social media
- The perfect body
- Just because you can make something out of leather doesn't mean you should
- Love always, Mandy
- WWLPD?
- And the canker sores are not helping
- Quick update, because I promised one for Jamie
- Way better than Madonna's version
- Save $25 on TobyGainer
- Why I Can Never Live Alone, Reason No. 372
- How a bodybuilder does his grocery shopping
- Getting read by a toddler
- John Cena in a thong
- My world for the next two days
- What's 12 times seven?
- For these things, I should be more thankful
- Oops
- Having spent 17 years in one, I know a thing or two about closets
- My comment policy
- Like looking into a crystal ball
- 10 Simple Rules
- School's out for Brat Boy
- And our hallway smells like garbage
- My thoughts on the Brat Boy School scandal
- The Blog Log editor is as lazy as me
- Think I could pull off John Cena?
- Officially the gay uncle
- The other fitness celebrity
- PSA: God damn cabbies
- That doesn't explain the rash
- Ask and ye shall receive
- It keeps my temperature from rising, my blood is pumping through my veins
- Be thankful that I can't play the piano
- Morning Transformation: 'Fondry'
- Does Tumi make weight belts?
- Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
- Hush, just stop.
- And it's real!
- Rinse with warm honey mustard
- And my Netflix queue continues to grow
- 'Riddle me this...'
- I'm not fooling anyone
- Morning Transformation: Seth
- It's the mirrors
- Morning Transformation: Zubair
- Sleeping pills and custard
- I'm a sucky person
- Morning Transformation: Rod
- I know for a fact that my sister and her husband do this
- Food Network Megamix
- The last entry about missed connections for a while
- Like sands through the hourglass, so are the missed connections of my life
- Morning Transformation: Unidentified Fatty
- Please, no more e-mails about the dangers of combining booze and sleeping pills, I'm not an idiot
- 'You hoboken...'
- Morning Transformation: Tony
- Wardrobe Malfunction
- Poisoned apple
- No. 1 Crush
- Morning Transformation: Ben
- Toby Stalker 3000
- Morning Transformation: Steve
- I'm trying not to scratch it, Orlando!
- Morning Transformation: Lance Dreher
- Morning Transformation: Matt
- She has body dysmorphia, too
- Finally!
- Morning Transformation: Another YouTube Video
- A different kind of drinking problem
- Morning Transformation: 'JSK1010'
- Reasons not to fuck with my hair when I'm dancing with my friends
- Morning Transformation: Body Dysmorphic Theater Vol. 3
- DIY
- Coming out of the glass box
- Morning Transformation: Jacob
- This is the sort of thing my friends and I think is funny
- Morning Transformation: Scott
- Queens Dominion
- Morning Transformation: David
- So f-ing nasty
- Crap, drunk
- I'm a big... fat... slob...?
- Morning Transformation: Jamill
- I still shop there, you know
- Morning Transformation: Body Dysmorphic Theater Vol. 2
- Dreams really do come true
- Morning Transformation: Jeremy Jackson
- A little tight in the waist
- Morning Transformation: 'Hola Bola'
- Delusions of Being Jodie Foster
- Morning Transformation: 'SurferStyle'
- Morning Transformation: 'krazybartender'
- Mad Microsoft Paint skills
- Morning Transformation: 'K-WaL'
- In one end and out the other
- Morning Transformation: Gareth Gates
- RIP D.W.D.
- Morning Transformation: 'Nordic Nightmare'
- I suppose BigMuscle.com qualifies as a fitness community...
- Morning Transformation: Benjamin
- Morning Transformation: Body Dysmorphic Theater Vol. 1
- I've never looked good in white anyway
- Morning Transformation: Geri Halliwell
- Which way to the gun show, Thorsten?
- Morning Transformation: Christopher
- I also hate Bloody Marys
- Morning Transformation: Brian
- Don't get me wrong, I love her
- Morning Transformation: Parker
- An excuse to take off my shirt
- Morning Transformation: Fabian
- Backedhanded Compliment of the Week
- Why I will never be able to live with anybody else
- I declare tomorrow is Hazelnut Wednesday
- New layout FAQ
- fifty years after the fair
- Ew
- Baby, can you bleed like me?
- Open my eyes, look deep inside
- And my hair gel, too
- Smell ya later
- Bodybuilding Before-And-After: Time-Lapse
- Raisin in the sun
- This Week in Fit: Beauty and the Beast
- Bodybuilding Before-And-After: Josh (2)
- It's an ugly word, and I've never used it before, I swear
- Hmm. I sort of want to be her.
- Bodybuilding Before-And-After: Jonathan
- This Week in Fit: Hey Mr. DJ, I want to spin with my baby
- Unconditioner love
- You can stand under my umberellaellaella
- Bodybuilding Before-And-After: Guradesh
- Quinceanera
- This Week in Fit: Fortifying the Diet Coke and Cigarettes diet
- My left breast: Handle with care
- Bodybuilding Before-And-After: Josh
- I need to stop talking about my mattress
- They know about my Lunesta!
- Oh, did you say binge EATING?
- U + Ur Hand
- Princess and the pea
- Reasons why I did not go to Blowoff last night
- No muscle man could sever...
- Um, yea
- Baby baby, in any kind of weather...
- I need a nap
- I need Xanax
- My style is ridic-di-di-dic-ulous-ulous-ulous
- Put your records onnnnnnnn
- Smell ya later, Ms. D.
- In which we learn I'm a bad person and also retarded
- How am I not working at McDonald's?
- From the Manor to the Morgan
- Property mismanagement
- I just have a lot of feelings
- Who knew 'Idol' would inspire such luminous prose?
- Curiously, no tops in my top 12
- Not that anyone noticed
- I hold a force I can't contain
- She's so outrageous
- Am I Hot Danny, or Wholesome Danny?
- Beats the Washington Public Transportation Show
- Woof woof
- SOTU = STFU
- Carlo and Diet Coke diet
- It would be better left unsaid
- It's the Lunesta talking
- Yup, still obsessed with Britney
- Uh-huh, that's my shit
- Mama's little baby
- High school poetry, Part I
- Goodbye, my Friendster friend
- Worry's for another day
- Rant about the gym
- Someone woke up on the wrong side of the border!
- It's a beeeaaavvver!
- Body dysmorphia, revisited
- Who doesn't love a good Before-and-After, eh?
- For crying out loud, will ya shut that thing up?!
- Who could ask for anything more?
- It all began so well, but what an end
- 'I could have made love with you more often... or once, even.'
- Everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta
- Be honest
- I would get one candle
- Spoonful of sugah
- The disappearing man
- It's a beautiful evening for satellites
- Back to Basics
- The right to "beer" arms
- America has been 28 for 202 years
- 'You'll make a wonderful raisin, Jerri'
- No me gusta trabajar
- 'Is that a wide-angle lens, or ... ?'
- Seriously, dude, hit me up
- Pride and prejudice ... and shame
- And still you call me codependent
- Missed Connections > You threatened to kill my family - m4m - 23
- Unsolicited career advice from my roommate
- Heat wave!
- Together forever in Hell
- I'm not deaf and you don't stutter
- Cool as a cucumber, but poorer
- Oh, Friday
- My thoughts regarding Mercury Grill are, shall we say, mercurial
- Missed Connections > My innocence - m4m - 23 (Dreamland)
- I've always identified with strong, animated women
- Oh, for luck's sake
- How Cyber Agatha and I make movie plans
- Young, dumb, and full of - come again?
- Freedom isn't free
- Brat Boy School for Children Who Can't Read Good
- Tomorrow I write about how ugly I am
- No pookie-pook before marriage
- 'Think, Tia, think!'
- Your highness
- Oh hey look, it's the Pussy Patrol!
- It's funny because it's true
- Last reference to bottoms for a long, long time
- 'You will want to form each patty into patties'
- Guess who's back
- Xoxo
- I have a learning disorder
- Weekend Update
- Landlord Fan Fiction
- I'm a fatty
- I'm a nice person, I swear
- Life's a game - play it!
- The best birthday present ever
- I'm not making any friends this week
- This can't be real
- Insert sassy headline here
- What are you implying?
- Did I mention I have a huge cock?
- Self-realization
- Nice market ya got there - I could chip a tooth on that
- It's a Miracle!
- Brawn v. Brains
- Adventures in dodging responsibility
- Or I could have just gone to KFC
- I want to be Giada
- Oh, not again - a loser I am
- Oh, just a thought
- Sign my chest in olive oil
- Lohan-esque, not Lavigne-esque
- Second funny story this week involving the Lincoln Memorial
- Bing Bing
- Burning question
- You can catch a bus, but can you throw one?
- Lady Bing would never do this to us
- Vacation, had to get away
- Kill me, I'm Irish
- If looks could kill
- To my anonymous fan at Viacom in New York,
- No place like homeless
- Not to beat a dead horse, but...
- Wish I thought of this
- My clone sleeps alone
- No substitution!
- "Who cares, it's a free paper"
- Used to eat for three, now competes for three
- I apologize for Rocco's racism
- Would you describe him as a 'spark plug'?
- The Biggest Loser, indeed
- I'm retarded
- The entire incident is apparently caught on digital video, btw
- I'm lookin' at a picture in my hand, tryin' my best to understand
- take your time or you'll lose, this is my game, my rules
- No, really, my roommate and I did this
- He's alive!
- I know this is lame...
- I love you, Tony Cipriani!
- Discrimination: A Celebration
- I really should be the editor of "Bitch Session"
- No, I was not invited to HBP Weekend
- Ride 'em, cowboy
- I'm a little horse
- I need six eggs - that's too expensive!
- Smells like poppers
- i abstained from 'bachelor in paris'
- No one who reads this blog is in high school
- That sly, come-hither stare
- If you're not listed today, you'll probably be listed tomorrow
- Roman Catholics will appreciate this one
- Crappy New Year, everyone!
- I tell myself it's an eating disorder to glam it up
- Real Life not applicable
- "Instinct" - the poor man's "Genre"
- At least he's not a blogger
- And also egg whites
- Beating a dead horse
- Is this too harsh?
- So much for not burning bridges
- It's called "Getting in the holiday mood," ok?!
- yellow number 5 = hangover miracle cure
- today i've earned my place in heaven
- Why submit to 'Bitch Session' when you could launch a blog?
- Sponsored Platitudes by Google
- Thanks a lot - no, really!
- You knew an entry like this was coming
- You had me at "Hello"
- Last rant of the week, I swear
- metro opens doors - or does it?!
- I think I'll subscribe to a Season Pass for this one
- Ms. Connection
- I am obsessed with Metro Weekly
- Tivo this show, in Jesus' name I pray!
- Mr. O'Reilly, I shouldn't have to answer that
- You're lucky you're not hearing what the music is covering up
- Homo Camping 2005: A Pictorial
- Also: "The pinecone hurts, I need s'more lube"
- And gay men everywhere breathe a sigh of indifference
- Giving PHPWebhosting.com the final fuck-you
- Help!
- Things I have to look forward to
- I am the last gay person in Washington to discover Halo
- Git 'Er Done
- Water! Water!
- There is no 24-hour McDonald's in Denver
- Ready for takeoff
- Once you have it, I guess a little more can't hurt
- The Holy Threesome, The Hard Body of Christ, and other obvious jokes
- Sweet dreams are made of these
- So, like, apparently there's this drug called crystal meth, and it's not good for you, or something
- And don't use a butter knife
- Because, you know, it's not like I've ever posted shirtless pictures of myself or anything
- Smile and nod
- Growing Despair, Growing Embarrassment
- Howdy!
- The dreaming days where the mess was made
- The longer that I wait, the more selfish that I get
- Let's hope he isn't one of those people that reads blogs
- Wow, good guess
- I drove all night
- I sleep like a
princess queen
- He's not that fat
- Preordained checklist of this awkward love, it's so sad
- God forbid someone think I'm neither funny nor attractive
- A little from Column A, a little from Column B
- Deep Thoughts from LucasBlog.com
- Things don't have to be this way, catch me on a better day
- Let the rain fall down
- I mean, what else would you wear to a place called Club Fuego?
- Porn stars give more than head — they give flowers!
- He's hot in both pictures, to be honest
- Everytime it rains
- So You Think You Can Stalk?
- My Metro boyfriend: A fatal attraction to cuteness
- Pillow Biters Meet Pillow Talk: Michael Lucas' 'Auditions 4'
- Pleasantly surprised
- (Not) Riding the Bus with My Sister
- Inappropriate Uses for AIM Fight
- No surprise here
- Expressing myself, using my words
- And don't even get me started on 'I Want To Be a Hilton'
- I <3 reality TV and anecdotes about public transportation
- 'Princes of Malibu' and my trip to a brothel
- Black jeans are for pussies, and here's why
- This apple had better be solid gold on the inside
- Three strikes, and honey, I'm already out!
- Toby, Consumers' Rights Advocate
- So, what have I been up to, you ask?
- I'm melting!
- See 'Dangerous Liaisons,' if only for Bruce Beckham's gaping hole
- Lame
- Time for bed
- This blog is my diary screaming out loud
- Is it in? Oh...
- D.C.'s Fox and Hounds can suck my ballz
- People Least Likely to Have Anything to Do with Rachael Ray's 'Dan's Favorite Creole Shrimp Pasta' Recipe
- Boy, oh boy, do I love a good self-help book or what?
- Confessions of a Blogstar Drama Queen
- They look at you like they don't speak your language
- It seems I've answered my own question
- Geri Halliwell: Old feeling, new beginning
- 'Hope and Faith' is, like, the best show ever
- This must paint a terrible picture of my father, but I don't care
- God damn you, classic rock radio
- I'm such a queen — welfare queen, that is
- Reasons to clean out your childhood bedroom
- My friend is in L.A. and this is what he plans on doing today
- A Day in the Life
- Toby, International Circuit Boi
- God exists.
- There is no way to title this entry without ruining the ending
- Alternatives to Mud Box, the name of the college library's new coffee house
- Vividblurry.com 2005 Biennial National Reader Survey
- Vividblurry.com: Leaving on a Jet Plane
- Blue skies in New York
- My two crazy high-deas
- Michael Lucas, of 'Puckering Anus Pout' Fame
- Read the comments, too
- I probably hate you, too
- Where I am right now
- Checking In
- New digs!
- Another reason to hate Andie MacDowell
- Mmm, child actors
- Finally, a scathing e-mail
- Random thought
- Sense of humor?
- "Don't mind her, she's just a harmless retard"
- I cannot wait
- Break, Blow, Burn
- Lame excuses
- Subtle
- Gah!
- Vividblurry Radio No. 6
- It's worth a shot
- Riding the short bus to Stupid Town with Andie MacDowell
- Flat as a board and needs a screw
- Vividblurry Radio No. 5
- It's my birthday!!!
- I am never watching daytime TV again
- Vividblurry Radio No. 4
- Garbage ticket, anyone?
- Vividblurry Radio #3
- But what is the series called?
- Me, myself and I
- I'm barefoot and pregnant 4 U
- Another plea
- Skin Deep
- First episode!
- Stupid class
- Up and coming
- Fun things to do at work
- Aw
- Um
- Signs that I am bipolar or something
- If I was a rich girl
- Really hot, but dude, your song, it sucks
- Aughghghgh
- Come and get it!
- World Leader Pretend
- No more Wasted Wednesdays, Thirsty Thursdays or Fuck-It-All Mondays
- Ashlee rulez!
- Some get a book deal, others do porn
- Always bored but never boring
- Slap my quarter-pounder 'tween your buns
- God damn it
- That's amore
- No. 1 Crush Part II
- We are the Champions
- Thought of the Day
- 100 percent non-profit and accounting firms
- Shameless
- I hope the blog is as engaging as the show
- "I'm an artist"
- Scream
- Jossip on MSNBC today!
- Think of all the people
- "You don't have a life. You have a sheh-shzool."
- Stupid Girl
- Also, "Greeks are just Jews without money"
- Black Velvet
- How big is a 3-year-old's clitoris?
- Blogging Cliches
- La dee da
- Oh snap
- More Pics
- Always Turned On, aka Vegas for Ugly People
- Tool
- Things That, If a Conspicuous Absence from the Grocery Store, Pharmacy and Liquor Store Might Serve as Any Indication, Are In Strangely High Demand
- Vegas for Ugly People
- I want a singing career!
- Latest 9/11 Hijacking: Gay.com
- Why do you love me?
- Blogging in class, but I should be noveling
- Can I just blog for a living? Thnx
- 6 p.m. on a Saturday, mind you
- Dayum
- It will look so nice next to my Crock Pot
- Did you see him in wrestling tights on the Disney Channel?
- Gerund run down
- Lessons in ethnic plastic surgery
- Stupid Comcast
- Well, this just about says it all
- Okay, Brooklyn, but still!
- Vividblurry Fan Fiction: Part II
- Which is cooler?
- Secret Simon reactions
- Let's not forget about Ivana Munch
- Baby's got a secret!
- I think I'm ready now
- Of course it's about me
- I wound up having two beers
- Most random pop-up ever
- Na na na na! Way cool
- Emily and her music blog
- And so begins my obsession with Sparks
- Happy Birthday, Rusty
- K*ke
- SASSAFRASS!
- The littlest update
- Yay!
- I feel bad for her, really
- Subtle
- Run, don't walk, to the bathroom
- Wow, I'm desperate
- Transexual therapy
- This is kinda sad, really
- I miss NY radio
- I hate D.C.
- I think he's legal
- Hmm, there's a liquor store downstairs
- Life imitates spam
- Our lovely neighbors
- Rocky Horror E.R.
- La la la la la la
- MRI update
- Mandy sure gets around
- Stupid Health Center
- This fire is outta control
- Vividblurry Fan Fiction: Part I, The Locker Room
- Bolt, don't walk
- Oh, the pain
- We are all winners
- I wish I was a ballah
- I feel like bitch slapping someone
- Emergency
- I provided the empty bottle
- Saturday night fever
- I'm the one in pink, btw
- Insane night
- And I love her hair
- You are all pussies
- Smoother than the L.A. weather II
- Wow, I'm in a hateful mood
- Who dare hateth the Toby?
- Final fan art edition! No, seriously
- Breaking: 'Obese' and 'Elegant' Used in Same Headline
- Last fan art post evs
- I don't even like the Phillies!
- When I'm sad, I take pictures of myself
- Penguinz rule!
- I have awful taste in music, duh
- Look away
- Happy MLK Day!
- Experiments in layering
- Mmm'k
- I saw him nakey
- Bed time
- Ashlee picks up the pieces
- Fin de Fiesta
- Better be street if ya lookin' at me
- Mmm, apple
- Resident Ass-istants
- Vanna Vanna Vanna
- Adventures along the bipolar continuum
- I want to have sex with strangers for money :(
- Oohh yeahhh!
- <3 Jake Shears
- Brad and Jennifer's divorce, sponsored by Nokia
- Yesss, D.C. bound
- I am the requisite gay uncle
- Bang Bang, he shot me down
- Shameless promo
- Let's go on a cruise to Big Cup
- The Great White Way?
- Vividblurry's BritneyWatch: A Cautionary Guide to Your Pregnancy
- Sweet dreams
- I like the song though
- Night cap
- New Year's Resolutions
- Cuz da boyz in da hood are always hard
- Back in New York
- Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!
- Like a giant mile-wide Cheeto
- They're singing Deck the Halls
- Faggot faggot faggot - This ain't France, bitch
- It's an instant party and you're invited
- Why the hell am I posting this?
- Ag likes crack
- You are cool
- The grass is dead, the gold is brown and the sky has claws
- Smoother than the L.A. weather
- Well, that's settled
- I rarely watch this show, I swear
- My Paris Hilton face
- Top Five Questions that Popped into My Head When I Woke up This Morning
- All I want for Christmas is Toby
- Monday night meal
- Arm update
- The Best of the Gay Porn Blog Interview
- Hump day?
- To the hot guy in my media class
- Bite me
- Unfortunately, they use Fat Arm's 'Come Clean' as the theme song
- What would Jesus consume?
- What about the guy with the salt-and-pepper hair? You know, the gay one
- Mail Bag: I'm More Hilarious and Younger Than You Edition
- Let's hear it for illegally downloaded advanced copies of Lindsay Lohan's new album!
- Rhymes with Bill
- Sometimes a smiley sez it all
- Happy Birthday!
- Top Five Most Unlikely Hidden Tracks from Lindsay Lohan's Upcoming Album
- It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth
- Ouch
- Nite
- Across the universe
- I love Rufus Wainwright
- So stoned
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Stupid high school alumni bar crawl
- But I want to see more pics of you nakey
- Ghostwritten by Brit Brit
- I like to write, but only one sentence at a time
- Everything will be alright
- "You were holding a baguette..."
- But I can still feel you here
- Another hero thrown into the fire
- Mmm, expanded functionality
- I look cute in a tie, too
- I look so cute in layers
- Once again I've waited until the last minute
- Quote o' the Day
- Vermouth on the rocks = so best
- Morning after
- I heart craigslist
- Happy Halloween, y'all!
- From tween to 23
- This entry has nothing to do with Meredith Baxter
- This really fucking sucks
- Last time I indirectly reference Ashlee, I swear
- Pieces of Shit
- This is your body dysmorphic disorder on eggs
- Did you ever know that you're my hero?
- Why bother with 'Manhunt' when you have Vividblurry.com?
- Adventures in Stalking: Vol. 32,429
- What's a blog?
- Old people scare me
- Test your skill at typing a comment with one hand
- P.S. Agatha forced me to post that photo
- Mediocrity is not a mortal sin
- A pink bike is a fancy bike
- I want this on a T-shirt
- Finally! A missed connection, albeit a fake one, I'm sure
- I should just stuff my bra
- Natty Ice gives you wings!
- Take a picture, it'll last longer
- Body dysmorphic disorder is for lovers
- We're waiting for his sex tape
- I have the shirt, all I need is the car
- My name's Toby and I approved this entry
- Home Sweet Home
- Hopefully he'll be a loser who reads Craigs List, too
- Adventures in Logic
- C'mon y'all, keychains with your picture on it have always been classy
- How much is her discarded dignity going for?
- Oh, and a black guy, too
- Mommy, make the bad lady stop
- And the colored girls say
- It's like awaking from a nightmare, only to realize that you're still dreaming
- The label says 'Califorinia Champagne'
- Experiments in denial
- Mail Bag: Pointlessly Masturbatory Edition
- Top Five Most Unlikely Mailing Address Labels for Brit and Kev
- Oops! ...She hit me, baby, one more time, again...
- This means you
- Top Five Most Unlikely URLs for The Olive Garden
- Let's just forget about my old tongue piercing, ok?
- And dump your boyfriend while you're at it
- But see, the jewel case is empty, har har
- Boi from Troy, don't even think about it
- Quick update
- Still spicy!
- First Direct Sex Reference Ever
- Never Drinking Again Ha Ha
- Things I Wish I Knew Months Ago
- TMI!
- I Love Freshmen
- Old School
- I've always wondered what it takes to wind up on NYSocialDiary
- Good bye, summer
- Boring entry ahead
- Welcome to Stepford
- It's about damn time
- Relationship Quiz Reloaded
- Libel lawsuits are sooo gay
- Because I'd live to tell
- Tony's rockin' the gray
- This Web site hates me
- I like my ketchup to be mildly perverse
- Officially Adored by Millions
- Somehow the author resists the inevitable 'Oops!' pun
- At the top of my Netflix queue...
- My night beats your week
- Doo-doo, doo-doo
- County Fair: Fun for the Whole Inbred Family!
- The judges say 7.0 but they never take girth into consideration
- VB Bulletin: Shirley 'Confused' by Ashlee Edition
- VB Bulletin: Brit Won't Quit Edition
- Porn Star Asses in Swimming Classes
- (I've Just Begun) Mocking Britney
- You Make Me Want to La-La
- XXX Burqa
- Things I probably shouldn't IM my friend at 1 a.m.
- These people clearly got lost on their way to Ruby Tuesday's
- No. 1 Crush
- Unintentionally Offensive One-liner of the Week
- Gah
- VB Bulletin: Smells like LiveJournal Edition
- Not a good night
- Can't even think of a title
- VB Bulletin: When in Doubt Post a Picture Edition
- Sorry excuse for an update
- Getting to know you
- Flashback: December 2003
- Adventures in Stalking, Part Hell I've Lost Count
- VB Bulletin: Intern cum Part-Timer Edition
- I gave my number to a boy last night
- The Fourth Member of Wilson Phillips
- VB Bulletin: Unfunny Visual Gag Edition
- I miss you, Agatha
- VB Bulletin: Magazines Make Me Feel Insecure Edition
- VB Exclusive: Toby's Leg
- VB Bulletin: Acknowledging the Competition Edition
- Fisting Dynasty
- VB Bulletin: Running to the Bathroom Between Bullets Edition
- Britney and Kevin: They're Just Like Us!
- Virginia is for lovers? I'll take your word for it
- I'd hand him a cigar if I knew he wouldn't stuff it with hash
- The sun goes down, I watch you slip away
- In search of bad interns
- Two updates in 24 hours, it's your lucky day
- L.A. has better sushi than Japan, apparently
- Good morning, L.A.
- Rock the vote
- Ha, and look where he is now
- I Love "I Love the 90s"
- Indirect Kelly Ripa reference, part II
- Whine List
- Mail Bag: Sycophant edition
- Crazy in love
- Not that I need an excuse but ...
- It's sad when even the intern is jaded
- Text Mess
- It's a girl! ... Not yet a woman
- Perverting fond memories since 1983
- Oh my god, and like, have you seen her skin??!
- Earn your bachelors in 4 days
- 1. You are not a strong black woman. You never will be.
- Cue rim shot
- Definitely not caring
- Honk if you're a patriot
- Mail bag: No comment edition
- Extended metaphor alert
- No, I'm ashamed
- Mail bag!
- Word of the Day: Work-outfits
- New layout, same epic self-hatred
- Read: I have no gay friends
- Views of my sprawling suburban ranch
- No. 1 Crush
- Ta-ta
- Poor thing
- PS This entry has nothing to do with Kelly Ripa
- Grr
- Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night
- Fuck! You!
- Open letter to anonymous
- Yet another entry about the restaurant
- Bitter, party of one?
- My god, I'm a senior
- C is for Credit, and that's good enough for me
- TOTAL. FUCKING.
- To be fair, I still haven't started the paper
- No, this does not mean I am into cybering
- Digital love
- Alcoholics are good tippers
- March for Women's Lives
- Rude awakening
- I went to a concert tonight
- Buzz cuts are for lovers
- Don't read into this question, but ...
- iChat is fun
- I <3 my iSight camera
- Give thanks for Photoshop and Google Image Search
- I am going to regret enabling comments
- Welcome home
- Go, shorty! It's ya birfday!
- It's not an alcohol problem, it's an alcohol priority
- How to justify drinking during the day
- More on Billy Bundtcake
- How to rationalize an otherwise irrational drunken eBay purchase, Part I
- Adventures in AIM: Fat People Watching
- Adventures in AIM
- Bradford, I apologize in advance for what you are about to read
- Let's give 'em something to talk about
- How to say "You're fat" in 200 words
- Like me, my new boyfriend is always tanked
- Time to say goodbye
- Oh, take me higher
- Baby, I'll try to love again, but I know ...
- Boy, I can't wait until I'm old enough for plastic surgery
- Spring break: Show us your Tater Tots!
- Spring break in obscenic Bethany Beach
- Quick FYI
- Spring break, baby
- You're not the shit, you're just cold diarrhea
- New York Pride
- Rhyme time 2
- Ah, I've always wondered what a 'blog' was
- I am never shopping on eBay while high again
- Requisite entry on marriage amendment
- The mighty editaurs
- Eat my shit
- Dire straights
- can you save me?
- Mail bag!
- Total hate
- Life or meth
- This is the noise that keeps me awake
- What's a rim job?
- boxed wine valentine
- Don't hate me because I give off the flimsy illusion of wealth
- Will you be my Valentine?
- A slight oaky flavor, with a hint of feet
- I guess what I'm trying to say is that you're a homeless whore
- If you don't have anything nice to say, post a picture
- Queer eye for the — Oh, hell, this picture is just too fucked up for puns
- Did you miss me?
- Breaking news
- Wow, I actually went to a gay bar
- The mydoom worm, courtesy of Graydon Carter
- Friday night
- Wow, they must be really desperate for content
- Breaking News: Sponges are filthy
- BritneyWatch: "Britney has cooties!" says 8th-grader
- At least you know you were taken by a pro ...
- BritneyWatch: Stills from new Pepsi commercial
- Rhyme Thyme
- Critical Self-Analysis, Vol. 2
- Snow fell in D.C. as my BAC rose
- She inherited the looks, he the mullet
- Warning: Obvious 'Golden Globes' pun approaching
- BritneyWatch: Assorted Brit Shit
- Just do "it"
- Check out my mad Photoshop skillz
- Wonkette: About 300 miles off the mark
- Apology
- Augh
- Last Britney reference of the week, unless she becomes "with child"
- Toby, party of none
- I'm proud to be the host of my virus
- Coincidence? I think irony
- Is that how they say hi in Whoreville?
- When in Rome, drink Pepsi?
- I know of only two of the nominees, and they're both boring
- Clearly, I've been studying Chilean economics
- To binge, perchance to purge?
- Body dysmorphic disorder is fun
- Review of Britney's "Toxic"
- The Scarlet Letter
- I'm here, I'm queer...
- Non-cliffhanger
- Quick pic
- jf;lsadf
- I'm just waiting for the "cease and desist" letter from Apple
- Wow, aren't I pathetic
- I hate my parents, blah blah blah
- Birdsboro - Home of White Trash and Landfills
- Though the year may have changed, the hassles are just the same
- I hate being gay sometimes
- Mail bag!
- Bed and Breakfast
- Drinking alone
- How to become a New York faux-socialite
- Please don't put your life in the hands of a rock and roll band
- Grades
- The Big Apple
- Update
- Fecal cookies
- Hungover, baby
- FYI
- Augh, whatevs
- Rich girls
- Final Exam Season
- Stuff my stocking
- Let it snow, bitch!
- To study, perchance to learn
- Ah, The Simple Life
- Don't copy me, bitch
- Back in The D.C.
- Quick update
- Happy Nuggetsgiving!
- Pretentious entry alert
- Stop right now, thank you very much
- Birntey SPears play by play!
- I should have kept that bottle of vodka!
- I suppose it was only a matter of time before I mentioned Justin Timberlake's penis
- Yet another entry devoted entirely to the subject of alcohol
- I'm so in the zone right now!
- You stupid bitch
- PS This entry is boring and not funny
- No New York for me
- This is where I un-ironically insult other weblogs
- Whatever happened to class?
- Condoleeza "5-Minute" Rice
- What the hell does VH1 stand for anyway?
- I will probably delete this entry at some point
- Extreme Mating
- Public Service Announcment
- Ooh, Halloween pics
- Happy Halloweenie
- Get Smart
- Would you like a medal or a parade?
- BritneyWatch: The music video
- La dee da
- Parental Units Weekend
- Blog dysmorphic disorder
- BritneyWatch 2003
- Oops!... I got a boob job again
- Got irony?
- What a weekend!
- Ow
- Your congressman doesn't love you
- A shitty workout
- Catch up
- The morning after...
- Beer pong night, baby
- Um, yea...
- Cheap beer vs boxed wine
- Our one-term president
- Revelation
- Philly or bust!
- C'mon, feel the noise
- J'adore Dior
- Fucked up links o' the day
- All that, and more
- Surprise, surprise
- Workout Journal: Premiere entry!
- I can scarcely recall
- Not-so-high times
- Call me, call me, anytime
- A Susan Lucci moment
- Your sex is so HOT!
- Bullshit!
- I heart trance
- Here she is, Miss America
- Hurricane partay
- Hurricane
- Old entry
- This guy is cute
- Drunk on boxed wine
- Hot guy with a bulge
- Fuck you
- Things that don't impress me
- Fucking 9-11
- Mastercard commercial
- Alcohol tax
- NJGuido.com
- Drinking and studying
- Britney
- Site Meter
- I am boring
- Bad tan
- Not drunk
- Gay people are bitchy
- hoLLer
- Hahah my blog sucks now
- Cigs banned from campus
- I am a bad blogger
- I'm back and this time it's personal
- I Love NY
- My Bitter Breakup with Jose Cuervo
- Non Sequitur Childhood Flashback Vol. 1
- The Dull Blade
- Things I Hate
- Metro Opens Doors -- And My Fat Mouth
- The end-ster of Friendster
- Blogosphere of Influence
- Take a Chance on Me
- I have a stalker
- Codify this, bitch!
- Aww, how cute!
- Geeky Slut, or Slutty Geek?
- Flaunt Your Faults Day
- Last chance for my tank!
- Lifestyles of the Rich and Lamest
- The Gay Blogger A List
- Uptown, Downsize
- Better Living Through eBay
- "Boy Meets Boy" Meets Bad Publicity
- Want to be my Friendster?
- "Quido" - The Queer Guido
- Phpwebhosting.com sucks my balls
- 15 minutes and counting
- Fab Five Fuckability
- Cam phones are cool
- Toby: Trend Setter, Jet-Setter!
- Catch Up
- I Hate D.C.
- Slighted by Slate
- My pants are more expensive than your pants!
- Ow, my head
- TeXXXas is gonna be HOT tonight!
- Mindless drivel à gogo
- Out to lunch
- The trick is to keep breathing
- "From Justin to Kelly" Part II
- From Sublime to Ridiculous
- What a great weekend for my boyfriend to be visiting!
- How to lose friends and alienate people
- A cappella sucks balls
- Make a List, Check it Twice
- Shut your vermouth
- You Know You're Gay If... Vol. 1
- Alcohol vs. Drugz: Who will win?
- Perfect 10 to Complete Zero
- Self-Improvement 101
- Damn it all to Hell
- How to win my heart
- Gay clubbed to death
- Apropos of nothing...
- My dog thinks I'm gay
- Things I Do That You Should Not, Vol. 1
- I'm coming out, again
- Morons in Media
- Wow, this looks like total crap!
- Movable Type, baby!
- Coach bag lunch
- Oooh yes
- Boy Meets Bowl
- Stupid Quote of the Week, Vol. 1
- I'm a big kid now!
- Reality goes gay
- Help Wanted: Personal Assistant
- F: drive stands for 'FUCK'
- Two ginger martinis, please
- Fuck
- Fame!
- American Idolatry
- Only happy when it rains
- Brother, can you spare a fifty?
- Bi-curious alcoholic
- Test
- The issues
- Out of context picture time
- Argh, what a night
- Three's company
- It's a good thing
- SARS schmars
- Capitol punishment
- Office space
- Waste of time
- Trading spaces
- The daily grind
- Iron bars
- Our flirty waiter
- Last night a DJ saved my life
- The revolution begins
- Wolverine
- I will love again
- Beep beep
- God damn it
- Notes to myself
- A wild night
- For shame
- Regret
- Pass it on!
- The best part of my day
- They never saw it coming
- From this moment on
- Evelyn in 2004!
- Down the drain
- Turning 20
- My afternoon
- The most fabulous birthday card EVER
- It's mah berfday
- This one's for my lover
- The Easter bunny is here, oh yay
- Easter weekend, baby
- Hung up on breathing
- Sleeping with ghosts
- You touch my hand but it's not the same
- Zoom a zoom a zoom
- Sympathique
- #1 Crush
- Soldiering through this
- Spring breakdown
- Catch me, I'm falling
- Moving on up
- Viva!
- Up in smoke
- Things that are pissing me off
- Growing up gay
- Term paper, baby
- Happiness in a hidden corner
- Bottom of the barrel
- Dreams I had last night
- C'est la vie
- Yayayay
- Gimme some Mo
- Fake and Bake, again
- I'm back!
- Wheels
- All up in da club
- Once again, the LiveJournal
- The music's no good without you
- No rules, just right
- Nothing good can come from a LiveJournal
- Full frontal
- Boy, is he stuffed!
- From da Bronx!
- The Crucible, indeed
- Four hours of sleep in two days
- Resumes for Dummies
- Yea, I had to google 'Vivian Ward' too
- Sniffy coughy
- Like a virgin?
- om hahah
- Stress stinks, beer works
- Very sad today
- Back to the bar
- No, I'm naturally mestizo
- Fecal matters of fact
- I am surrounded by idiots
- Democracy, Italian style
- Physically unfit
- LiveJournal from Baghdad
- Sleeping with My Friends
- Critical Question
- Adult diapers, anyone?
- The Sparkling Diamond